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πŸ₯€Enjoyer of things πŸ–Maker of secret HOLY CRAP room and Mario Remash πŸ₯Unhinged rambling & silly aliens here 🍰Not always SFW but often is (18+ please) 🍣pfp @milkybattery.bsky.social

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this sounds like a track i would hear in a dream and wake up in a cold sweat to try and recreate but then forget it and become really devastated

14.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

or maybe people don’t follow me because i talk about grippers too much. or because i don’t talk about them enough. i’m playing both sides and winning over neither

14.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy who keeps returning to like my post but doesn’t follow because they’re too intimidated by my immense gamer power

14.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if i went down the path of trying to improve at 3d modelling i’d probably make a lot of my favourite characters but if they looked like shiny plastic toys

13.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish more women were like her

13.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. Mario is normal. He is a red-blooded American Brooklyn MAN. He has no mental illnesses, such as autism or woke. He does honest work and helps the princess instead of stimming all day or watching The Owl House

13.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there might be nothing more soulful in a teams of 2 multiplayer game mode than there being unique team names for every combo of playable characters

yes i’m talking about mario party 6 specifically

13.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
unpolished sketch of nelly on a small yellow sticky note where she is just walking blissfully with her arms in a wide A pose and her feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet

unpolished sketch of nelly on a small yellow sticky note where she is just walking blissfully with her arms in a wide A pose and her feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet

nelly on a yellow

13.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

eat your vegetables lest you underestimate the destructive power of slop

13.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

woke up in a coughing fit with acid reflux because i ate hot chip before bed

13.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he doesn’t know just how woke the mario fandom is. he’s got a big storm coming

13.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as a mario fan i'm pissed off. why don't we get smurfs.

13.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
unpolished sketch of nelly on a small yellow sticky note where she is just walking blissfully with her arms in a wide A pose and her feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet

unpolished sketch of nelly on a small yellow sticky note where she is just walking blissfully with her arms in a wide A pose and her feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet

nelly on a yellow

13.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good golly goshers

13.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

should’ve been me instead of that dumb stupid sora in smash ultimate

12.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of skeets have ended up in drafts ever since that became a feature. i think im just not funny

12.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm making a game about tickles

15.10.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tickle up to 12 iconic kjolt characters in this tickle-tastic funny adventure!

15.10.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
uncoloured and unpolished pencil drawing of smozy that cuts off after her tummy. she’s smiling and flipping someone off with her floating 3-fingered symmetrical hand as if she’s just doing a normal or silly gesture without actually knowing what it means (she’s not dumb she just doesn’t understand common civil behaviours and etiquette)

uncoloured and unpolished pencil drawing of smozy that cuts off after her tummy. she’s smiling and flipping someone off with her floating 3-fingered symmetrical hand as if she’s just doing a normal or silly gesture without actually knowing what it means (she’s not dumb she just doesn’t understand common civil behaviours and etiquette)

smozy sketch to satiate those who still like my silly alien girls

26.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1145 πŸ” 330 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

i feel like most of the time i become a member for someone’s patreon the creator decides to go on a break or not feel like posting anything for the month or two that i keep my subscription

12.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if paper mario was a cozy farming and cooking game maybe it would actually be fun to unlock all the recipes

12.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mario Remash - March Progress Update
Mario Remash - March Progress Update YouTube video by Kjolt

oooough i looooove super mario ooough my goood

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPmv...

10.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i can't tell if caine is purposefully keeping him around for some unknowable reason or if kinger is just so resilient as a developer that he is too numb to the shenanigans to fully give in. but that possessed pomni line indicates whoever the ai is run by fucking hates his guts

11.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also my prediction is that caine (or bubble if the virus theory is true) is harnessing the abstractions as human code to try extending his power to other devices in the office. kinger is held in high regard and resented at the same time for having so much knowledge buried under his blissful insanity

11.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i really appreciate them leaning back into the old cgi aesthetic a tiny bit with these teaser renders. thats something i felt was almost left behind immediately after the pilot in favour of high detail and realism but its slowly coming back

11.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

kjolt wiki better

11.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

get yourself a girl who has countless plushies on her bed

11.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0