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Sweasel von Trapp

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A sort of glorified Besselheim

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Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Evita 2: Weekend at Evita's

12.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM β€’ 3/12/26 β€’ 1.7M Views

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piΓ±ata.

12.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1320 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 137

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Evita 2: Weekend at Evita's

12.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad that the world is so homophobic they they won’t simply use the gay of Hormuz instead

12.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

You will all be pleased to know that I have returned to civilization. Or else.

12.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The #1 attraction in Charlotte is the Billy Graham Library, according to a sign in the airport. It’s things like that which make people lose respect for those in the South.

12.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 15836 πŸ” 4150 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 36

technically if longinus had previously taken his lance to a stable that does make christ the first person to receive an intramuscular cowpox vaccine

11.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm an atheist, but there is... definitely historical evidence for Jesus of Nazareth being a real person.

11.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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The troubles

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 3920 πŸ” 786 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 16

John Fetterman looks and behaves like someone who has been taken over by some kind of contraption built by a Wallace and gromit villain

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 10403 πŸ” 3486 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 27

"Are the worms mad at me? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ"

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grandpa was, at the end of his career, a mechanic at a limestone quarry and processing plant. He had started out breaking rocks with a sledgehammer at the same quarry, then operating a diesel shovel.

The man could fix anything with nothing.

11.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom's parents were both wonderful grandparents.

My dad's father died before I was born, and his mother was... not a warm, loving, or thoughtful person during the time that I knew her.

11.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, absolutely, she's doing exactly what she's supposed to be doing!

11.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was a good dude. Definitely learned some mad sciencing from him, but he was also incredibly kind.

bsky.app/profile/irri...

11.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That'll also do it!

11.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was exposed to a lot of lead, asbestos, and other random carcinogens. Other than that it was pretty awesome!

11.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh, that's probably why!

My grandpa had some sort of a device that you'd stick into the ground and plug into an electrical socket, and worms would come up out of the ground.

11.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost definitely an omen. Possibly a portent. You should probably talk to a swamp witch or forest crone about it.

11.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trudy is not only mocking me, but she is mocking me with my own voice.

10.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Food Pyramid for middle aged people and the base is Ibuprofen

10.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Battle Possum

10.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there were a button that pressing would kill all men on the planet including myself I would just press it at this point i don't even care

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trudy is not only mocking me, but she is mocking me with my own voice.

10.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Gary won't even give you a date to plant your dead relatives until April.

10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0