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@Steg_O_Saurus / @Elyl_V from the other place

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Seems there is a limit to what's considered good taste on X Formerly Twitter.

11.12.2024 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, man, see if someone had paid me full time to work on "recreate Twitter when it was good, but call it something else" I'd have been further along than this site. Get the fuckin finger oot, @bsky.app

20.11.2024 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought this was a json post at first. ๐Ÿ‘€

20.11.2024 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BYE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BYE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RIP BOZZO - dashare.zone ADMIN

30.11.2023 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1833 ๐Ÿ” 617 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Waiting impatiently

18.11.2023 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If ever you needed proof that liberal democracy is a complete lie, it's the disconnect between what our leaders are doing and what the millions of people on the street are demanding. There is no reforming it.

29.10.2023 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To my knowledge, none of the people who overdosed outside of it were Hollywood stars.

24.10.2023 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the 90s, down the alley behind Farmfoods on Bellshill Main Street, there was a place called The Viper Club. You'd think this was modelled after The Viper Room in Los Angeles and that was clearly the idea, but it was about the size of someone's living room and the floor was always sticky.

24.10.2023 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No.

16.10.2023 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's cool that Israel just straight up says "unless you evacuate half your country we're going to genocide it lol" and if you compare that in any way to Nazism then you fit the IHRA definition of an antisemite.

13.10.2023 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone remembers Kid Cudi's banger lyric "the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night" but forget his follow up two verses later when he says "the lonely loner seems to free his mind at night" which almost cancels out the first one.

12.10.2023 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst type of comedy is "I'm 35 so my idea of a wild night is some Horlicks and a 8:30pm bedtime". Absolute reddit level bullshit.

11.10.2023 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's going to be two hits, bro. First, me hitting on you. Then the two of us hitting the dance floor.

11.10.2023 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's going to be a two state solution, bro. First, me stating my intention to hit you. Then, your body in a state of shock, floored.

11.10.2023 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People complain about getting diarrhea after eating Taco Bell because it's probably the only vegetables and fibre they've eaten all month.

11.10.2023 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe in a one-state solution. No, not that one. The other one.

10.10.2023 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember going to some buffet in Buttfuck, Georgia with my religious in-laws and they didn't have anything vegetarian at all. I knew the beans would have bacon in them, but I never suspected the cabbage would have strips of bacon fat in it. I think I got some raw broccoli from the salad bar.

09.10.2023 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although Palestine has sent a small team of athletes regularly to each Summer Olympics for decades, they have earnt only one medal so far (gold in men's shooting, 1972).

07.10.2023 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Nir Biton was always a fucking rat and should never have been tolerated.

07.10.2023 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the river to the sea.

07.10.2023 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone on CoD earlier was bemoaning the fact that Democrats wanted socialism but also complaining that rich Republicans had caused all the inflation and that people should just kill all the rich people. Whatever works, dude, just don't call it socialism and you'll be grand.

06.10.2023 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the lonely gamer seems to say his slurs at night

06.10.2023 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're absolutely shite in Europe. Utter dung. Our level.

05.10.2023 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SBF could survive jail forever with internet access, author says "Now that sounds crazy, but I do think that if he had the internet, he could survive jail forever," author Michael Lewis said of Sam Bankman-Fried.

Haha, too bad that's not an option ya fuckin ride.

02.10.2023 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a bitta passion a bitta fight tav, a bitta speak tav

01.10.2023 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling the workman running Ethernet cable through my house to "put his whole bussy into it".

30.09.2023 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pumped at yer ain midden. Haaa.

30.09.2023 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THANK"S ADMIN! @dasharez0ne.bsky.social

20.09.2023 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0