“I recognized immediately when I came into the room, I looked down, I said— ’cause I didn’t— read, heh heh, I can’t prepa— if I prepare my speeches, I won’t time to get things done. you know, you ever hear that? yeah, I cannot prepare. so I didn't know who the hell I was speaking to, but I walked in and I saw this beautiful woman with the blonde hair.” oh my god, you saw a beautiful woman ‘with the blonde hair’? what did you do next, bro? did you have your Tic Tacs ready? for fuck’s sake, Donny was speaking at an official White House event commemorating Women’s History Month. why is it that this malignant toad can’t go thirty seconds without sounding like the adjudicated rapist he is?

serial predator Donny Fuckwit was speaking at a Women's History Month event yesterday, and things very quickly — and very darkly — went off the rails. he's such a ginormous embarrassment. it's all in today's very strong post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4siZkqr

Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter™ — but let’s get real. the only thing Pete’s ever killed with his own bare hands has been a fifth of whiskey. and, of course, nothing says I’m the manliest hombré to ever punch war in the face more than stamping your foot and holding your breath until you turn blue because your precious fee-fees got all hurted and stuff.

Plastered Pete Kegstand is big mad at photographers for making him look like the dickbrained clown he is. I cover this and all the other dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday round-up. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION to reading it. link is here: bit.ly/4bH0sOB

this week in stupid: March 14 edition Piss-Drunk Pete chugs it, Tipsy Jeanine glugs it, and so much more...

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serial sexual predator celebrates women’s history hilarity ensues

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“Donny doesn’t just sound unprepared — he sounds like a demented stroke victim. at this point, sticking President Pudding Cup behind a podium and expecting him to deliver a speech is really a kind of elder abuse.”—Jeff Tiedrich

Please, take the time to read this…

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

BWAAAAHAAA!!! Better call the waaambulance for the piggy!

REMOVE. HIS. ASS.

#TrumpMustGo #TrumpKillsAmerica #RepublicansDidThis #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol

Hmmm. 🤔

Senile Satan: “I’m not signing any more bills.”

Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”

Fake News

A Motto for All Health Workers: Resist, Resist, Resist Doing our work and keeping our heads down isn’t a victory. We need to fight this regime every day, in every way.

“Doing our work and keeping our heads down isn’t a victory. We need to fight this regime every day, in every way.” By @gregggonsalves.bsky.social

This Piña Colada Bread Pudding is giving “I turned dessert into a tropical vacation” energy. Warm, gooey, coconut‑kissed, pineapple‑packed

Serve it warm. Drizzle generously. Let the tropical vibes do the talking.

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Since 1994, immigrants have paid more in taxes than they receive in benefits every year.

Do not believe the lies you hear about immigrants.

They are good for society and the economy.

US Representative Ted Lieu (L), Democrat from California, speaks to a reporter as he departs a news conference at the US Capitol in Washington, DC. (Photo by ROBERTO SCHMIDT / AFP via Getty Images)

Ted Lieu: “A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files — the best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as Trump & Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up & release all the Epstein Files as required by law”

Chaos, instability, doubt, lies, deception, mayhem, corruption, theft of natural resources and taxpayers hard earned cash, oppression and destruction, you would think that is how the Islamic Republic has been governing Iran for all these years, but so has the USA!

I've come to believe that Trump has fooled even himself into believing everything he says. I'll never understand why some intelligent people can ignore this fact and continue support who has to be the least intelligent, most obnoxious president in our history.

If you don’t think Kamala Harris would have been better for every one of us you are delusional. Nuts.

Morning.

72K views · 1.3K reactions | He needs to be removed for gross incompetence, and jailed for the rest of his life. Edit - this is real. You can see it here at around the 8:10 mark. https://www.youtube... He needs to be removed for gross incompetence, and jailed for the rest of his life. Edit - this is real. You can see it here at around the 8:10 mark....

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I love hematology 💜

Too many people, including some news media, let the truth be trampled upon without thought for what is happening to us and our nation.

I thought I'd share this painting as it's Liza's birthday today. One of my earlier paintings: 'Portrait of Liza Minnelli', oil on canvas, 30x40cm. This was auctioned to benefit the charity Barnardo's in 2020.
#art #painting #oilpainting #lizaminnelli

A woman in Greek armor with a quite short skirt her greaves serving the look of as knee boots. She has a helmet with a tall Crest, a spear in one hand, and a shield with a snake on it in the other.

Costume design for Lysistrata — George Barbier, 1918
Gouache

CENTCOM: “.. One of the aircraft went down in western Iraq ..

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its starslop. you only like it because i granted it to you as a gift, at your first turning of the cosmic seasons - when you went from woman to shaper, when you joined us.

look around you. you must know that boon i gave you was a mundane trifle, as rough as the earth you pushed away from.

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

Nye Bevan has a better claim to appear on a plastic fiver than Winston Churchill. Tell me I'm wrong.

Look at the energy in this room. Even these people know he’s gaslighting them.

video courtesy @atrupar.com

We don’t have to worry about Iranian sleeper cells when we have this guy on the job.