Michael

the cross on the buns should be icing

I do enjoy a weaponised umbrella

Two woofs

Benny should play for the Bulls

Benny should travel with the Bulls

What are you trying to say 👀

I think... When you're critiquing your own _writing_, for example, you are reading sentence by sentence--your mistakes are coming at you one at a time.

With visual art, it's all _right there_, on the page, a hundred glaring criticisms, an overload of errors.

I wonder how many Playboy bunnies were foreign intelligence assets

Okay, now there's two escaped mobsters looking for a hidden stash of loot in a house full of college students drunk on moonshine. 🤣

So I'm paying a bit more attention.

I'm not paying attention to the plot of this 80s sexploitation movie im watching

i saw something nasty in the woodshed

Widget the World Watcher abandoned us 🙃

you can tell they just patched february 29th in and never bothered to actually fix the bug

Remember that nuclear physicist who was assassinated?

Lmao

how long it take you to word this one?

im here for it lol

"My dad wouldn't kill a dog."

I need to cry a bit, but there is no cry. So I am going to rewatch the first episode of The Leftovers. 🥹

We are due for a new alien autopsy video

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Headline: "Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week". Above: screenshot from the computer game Doom, a first-person shooter. The player is shooting a pistol down a brown corridor.

Headline: Lab-Grown Brains Growing More Powerful Above: Image of a human brain floating in a jar of green liquid.

This brain organoid stuff is really going to be a thing.

Watching "Sunshine", 2007.

"Warning: you will not live long enough to deliver the payload."

Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale

I think I want to write some stories again, even if nobody reads them.

i just heard them censor robotusin in a song

I'd burn a CD of new songs every week to listen to with my partner on the weekend. 😍

Waiting for a package I fell asleep. Postman knocks and I wake in panic. I rush to the door, tripping on the way, hitting the floor and taking damage. "Here I am!" I exclaim cheerfully as I open the door and collect the package.

Sycophants

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