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Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Just for fun, here's a version of "Master of Puppets" that replaced every snare hit with the crappy snare from St. Anger www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui0...
4) “Jump” is not a great song as a general proposition; but 5) it is an ideal Sports Song, and 6) the J Balvin adds change it up in a way that I appreciate; but 7) in general the tempo should be faster for more of it, which 8) probably means I'm old.
So, 1) Coke can go fuck themselves; & 2) I am very ambivalent about the World Cup this year, 2b) there are no Panini albums sold locally yet & that’s like the one thing I would be full-stop excited about; 3) I unironically love several Van Halen songs & the problematic concept of David Lee Roth; 1/
Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.
Thought she was going for walkies, poor pup!
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026
Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.
I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.
Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
We need better Democrats.
Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.
You don't have to love all of these movies, but you do have to understand that a studio that makes Sinners and One Battle and Mickey 17 and Wuthering Heights and The Bride and Weapons grasps its responsibility to filmmaking and its own history and tradition in a way that David Ellison does not.
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
the problem with Dan Goldman saying this is that he’s lying
They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).
No votes on ANYTHING untill we vote on the War Powers Resolution.
This is why you do stunts.
This is why you do stunts.
This is why you do stunts.
Gonna tell everyone's grandkids telethons are when you Get Told
Well sure, that’s how pants breathe.
Is it time at last for more on the Choctaw vampire hunters?!?
BREAKING
Former ICE agent:
On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."
::slow claps in Tried to Repierce My Own Tongue in the Late '90s::
Reading the Joseph sections was what I imagine it feels like to be hooked up to the machine in THE PRINCESS BRIDE that takes years off of your life.
"I'm very good at reading language"
Oh absolutely The Birthday Party's "Release the Bats."
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
I remember parts of that book being very silly, but decades later I think about it every single time I have a fever, so there's that.
Absolutely a Dep Taxi
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
