10.03.2026 13:48
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Gpa:
What is it you do for a living again, son?
Me:
Sometimes I get paid to make up a bunch of shit and put it on the internet.
Gpa: ...
Me: ...
Gpa: ...
Me: ...Everyone does it.
Gpa: And you went to school for how long?
10.03.2026 20:52
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No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a.
11.03.2026 00:01
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Dear Congress:
Why is the only solution to the Trump crisis a FUCKING TIME MACHINE?
Either invent one or find the balls to fucking DO something. NOW!
Love
The American People
11.03.2026 00:12
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What's buzz'n, cuz'n?
Every human alive today is at least a 100th cousin. Obviously many of us are much, much closer.
What'd ya say we have us big 'ol family BBQ when cousin DJT dies?
Who coming?
09.03.2026 18:48
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10.03.2026 13:48
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EVERY HEADLINE EVERY DAY:
BREAKING: President Epstein Files started a war with the Epstein Files because the people of the Epstein Files were protesting about the Epstein Files while the Epstein Files have been warring against the Epstein Files for Decades.
[did I mention the Epstein Files?]
01.03.2026 23:17
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01.03.2026 23:25
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24.02.2026 15:36
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Sunday morning. Grassy knoll in the hotel parking lot. 15 minutes in. Pissing rain. Labrador with his leash on, sniffing.
Me: (drenched) come on, would you just poop already?
Dog: hmm. Fresh piss. Hints of pine, roses. What's that? Butterscotch? Oh. She'll be in heat in a couple months.
08.02.2026 16:49
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Women skiers have the craziest names.
Breezy
Picabo
Lindsey
08.02.2026 17:47
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In the 60's young people spoke out against tyranny.
They're 80 now & we're running out.
We need more young people
-speaking their minds.
-outraged.
-creating art & music.
-angry.
Yes. We have some but not enough.
I'm talking to YOU Gen Z.
This is your moment.
Do you want this or will you fight?
06.02.2026 18:07
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06.02.2026 23:27
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Feeling like a Duran Duran album.
Seven and my ragged ass...something or other.
07.02.2026 19:59
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Hear me out.
Andrea Bocelli singing "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred.
07.02.2026 23:50
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Agreed. But I keep coming back to this. Is mom on the toilet?
02.02.2026 22:30
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I don't even think Epstein is mentioned as many times as Donald.
And they're HIS files.
03.02.2026 03:03
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We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
We shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved
Like a tree that's planted by the water
We shall not be moved
31.01.2026 20:46
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I'm not a magician...
but I once turned a back rub, into two kids and a mortgage.
16.01.2026 14:24
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I love gravy.
When I think of ROUX
I touch myself.
16.01.2026 15:23
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So sick & tired of the fake outrage coming from the Dems in Congress. About as useful as thoughts & prayers. No one buys your sad bullshit.
Get this through you head. Trump is going to whatever the FUCK Trump wants to do until YOU stop him.
He knows it & worse, SO DO YOU!
05.01.2026 01:03
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That's hot!
Bout as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer.
05.01.2026 02:29
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If he could just go to sleep and never wake up again, that would be great
🤞
10.12.2025 17:50
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Trump's BULLSHIT is fucking illegal!
Special Independent Counsel, NOW!
Stop the hand ringing, grow some balls and DO something!
21.12.2025 23:16
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Would someone please explain how Trump is involved in the releasing of the Epstein files?
How is it that he or anyone that he controls is able to make whatever changes they want & tamper with evidence of a crime in which he is involved?
We need an independent council.
20.12.2025 22:02
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