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I missed Girl Scout Cookies this year.

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Web dev folks, be on the lookout. I got this guy, too. Allegedly I'm awaiting a check (complete with tracking number! they're upping their detail game), but we all know that won't appear and if it does, they'll want me to do some shenanigans with it. Nope. Sit on it, Potsie.

I'm the queen of the infinite "temporarily offline" page. This is the same URL today. 😆

a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words " those were the days " on the bottom ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words " those were the days " on the bottom

I'm still annoyed we let that URL go. Now it's like, a church camp or somethiing.

Hey, that’s me! 😂

Yup!

a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage in front of a crowd .

I’ve decided I’m taking back “TREMENDOUS!” as an exclamation. The tangerine toupee does not own it and I picked it up from Janeane Garofalo in the 90’s. So I’m bringin’ it back.

'Headless chicken monster' spotted swimming in Antarctic Ocean Unlike many other sea cucumbers, the headless chicken monster can swim up into the water column.

Today, on International Women's Day, I, a human woman, want you to know there is a type of sea cucumber called the Headless Chicken Monster

I reget us not getting a team photo. How did we not do that?

So that happened! We had so much fun last night. Thank you @muellershewrote.com & @mswmedia.com for making it happen. We are so proud to be part of such an amazing, Webby-award winning, GLAAD-nominated badass podcast. ❤️

Amber Glen is here! ⛸️🥇

My wife ran into Francois Arnaud in the bathroom and nearly died of fangirling. 😂 #GLAADawards

Having the best night! Met so many people, incl the gorgeous ladies @mizzwelch.bsky.social & @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social, and even got to chat with folks from Abbott Elementary! All have been so nice; I’m most proud of our @mswmedia.com girls, @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social. ❤️

Hello from the GLAAD Awards!

Watch Drops of God - Apple TV While the world of wine mourns the death of Alexandre Léger, his estranged daughter, Camille, learns his extraordinary collection is now hers. But bef…

Is *ANYONE* watching #DropsofGod on Apple? It's so good. Not only is it really dishy & intriguing, it's beautifully shot, I'm learning about wine, and I am picking up a little Japanese & French in the process. I'd love to watch more multilingual shows structured this way. 🙏 for S3.

My wife also speaks French fluently (NS to QB to BC... to UK to US!), so I get it.

I can’t figure out why after living in the States for so long, Melania still has such a thick accent. I lived in London for 6 months and came home sounding like Mrs. Doubtfire.

Bless ‘em. That was such a lackluster chant. Get these folks some coffee, it’s cold out there!

If I wanted to futz with my chonies constantly, I’d wear a thong. Ain’t nobody got time for that. I don’t want a grandma 6 pack, I just want cute undies that cover the good china comfortably.

PLUS SIZE UNDERPANTS COMPANIES! HEAR ME: I do not want “cheeky briefs”, I want my full ass covered with the bare mininum of prophylaxis against any public seating I may inadvertently encounter.

a man in a black shirt is holding a small globe in front of a sign that says schitt 's creek ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding a small globe in front of a sign that says schitt 's creek

Excellent. Well done. 👏🏻😉

I am so angry about this. I can’t even… what the fuck?

two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and one of them is wearing an orange coat . ALT: two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and one of them is wearing an orange coat .

In our resistance to be SO high pitched, we’ve avoided… that part. Praise, yes. But less… Mariah-esque. Tonight, however, we realized that there may be method to her madness as he responded much more to our praise the more insane we sounded. 🤷🏻‍♀️

We’ve been working w a dog behavioral trainer. (And walking trainer & social trainer! Yay! Get a puppy, they said!) Our behavioral trainer, after correction/submit, makes this high pitched super saccharine praise sound that makes my Gen X Doc-loving soul want to cringe my organs into nonexistence.

So… that’s fun. 🙄

Welp. I am incapable of answering any trivia question without structuring it as if I’m on Jeopardy.

THIS! This needs some ire!
So Horrible!!!

I love when folks say “progressive” like it’s a dirty word. Progress is good, friend.

a person is pushing a large rock up a hill ALT: a person is pushing a large rock up a hill

Human courtesy and basic rights is my hill.

Yeah, no one said I was going to do that.