Different Republicans in charge.
Different Middle East war.
Same old tired war hawking talking points.
Wash, rinse, repeat.

WTF. Was he drunk watching QVC with the Pentagon credit card?

Trump: “Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is surging.”

Sure thing old man. Whatever you say. It’s getting late, the sun’s going down. Now let’s get you back to your room so you can have your pudding and take your meds.

The system is rigged against the people.

Do you realize how much of our foreign intelligence gathering capabilities this regime has destroyed? It’s going to take decades, generations in a worse case scenario, to regain the ability to gather truly trusted data.

Well, that begs the question: Are there any “flattering” pictures of Pete Kegsbreath?

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ICE lied?!

There are going to be dissertations written on this regime. I’m talking enough volumes to fill a large library with nothing but ‘The Corruption of the Trump Regime’ dissertations.

Uh, guys, isn’t this like a, um, DEI hire?

Lindsey Graham: “I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, until my dying day.”

Just another Republican traitor. Is anyone really surprised?

*WWII Elections*

Knee jerk reactionary policy is no way to run a military. There was a time when the United States military carefully planned out its missions and carried them out with precision.

Looser rules of engagement? Kegsbreath said there are no rules of engagement.

People who are on SNAP know exactly how money works, they are budgeting wizards because they have to figure out how to make what little money they have stretch to their next paycheck.
You know who doesn’t understand navigating the real world? Wealthy GOP Senators. They’re also horrible at budgeting.

The system is rigged against the people.

The very people who planned to overthrow the government are now receiving lucrative contracts from that same government?

Alina Habba: I’d rather be pretty than smart. You can fake being smart.

Narrator: She failed miserably at faking intelligence.

TACO

Instances of Republicans committing voter fraud are not so rare.

When Trump lies, it’s a confession.

He won’t sign bills passed by a Republican Congress?

Good.

The way Mike Johnson adjourns the House for recess, the majority of those bills will die after 10 days.

Simply calling them “stupid” is being generous.

There is always a Tweet.

Always.

The same Russia that’s providing Iran with targeting data for US troops.

#TraitorTrump

With Gulf oil bottled up due to Trump’s illegal war and a global oil shortage looming, who wants to bet sanctions on Russian oil is suddenly removed by Putin’s little orange pet.

There’s always a Tweet.

Always.

It is bad.
The people of Iran will suffer, the environment will suffer, and economically, we’ll all suffer.

Russia is sharing data for US targets with Iran. Hegseth says that it okay because Trump has a special relationship with Putin.

Translation: There’s really nothing we can do about it because Trump is Putin’s bitch.

“Suckers and losers”