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Maybe a little embarrassed to say I saw Hackers at the very formative age of 13.

This was shortly after learning Basic on the Apple II computers at school.

They’re going to teach them how to get hit in the head and then go on podcasts

In America, the Supreme Leader makes his flunkies and generals wear shoes that don’t fit

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

Leftists Articulate Your Politics Without Therapy Speak or Corporate Nonprofit Jargon Challenge

people don’t put enough dissociation time between meetings when they schedule stuff for me

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Brain Stew is the first song I learned on electric guitar like 30 years ago. Will always be iconic to me.

What a week, huh?

Bam Adebayo and his mother Marilyn Blount after his 83 point classic. What an absolutely beautiful sight to see ❤️❤️❤️

#NBASky #SkyHoops

Starting a Substack for cats. The first post is gonna be a real snarky one titled "Seeing the Bottom of Your Food Dish Does Not Mean You're Starving"

Billionaires are made of meat

Turns out the Cool Zone is pretty exhausting

I miss being bored

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Lol didn't even need to see the pic to know it would be a BMW

Electrical engineer here. Almost certainly worst case is just that it won't go at all or will go very slowly. Won't explode. Tires probably fine.

Hamnet was pretty good I guess, but Othenno is more tightly plotted and emotionally intense imho

If you get into a “who can cut taxes more” battle with the GOP, you’re going to lose because they are far more shameless and antagonistic to the idea of living in a functioning society.

Don’t concede to their framing that taxes are nothing but a problem to be solved.

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

if i was ever in a situation i would simply pull out my phone

Nooooooooooooooooo

bsky.app/profile/raps...

What I'm saying is literally anything other than continuing to get his brains bashed in on the gridiron.

Go live your best life bro. You made it.

All the way to the bank, laughing. Then perhaps to an island resort of some kind? Idk I've never had $99mil

Keep circulating the tapes

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

If we could do only one thing to right this ship it has to be ending the culture of elite impunity in this country. Once you get past a certain wealth threshold you not only become invulnerable to criminal liability, but you lose the ability to lose in any way at all

Who up cursing they clock

HERE IT IS:

Here to bring you several moments of joy: the first goslings jumping in the water of baby bird season 2026!

Unmute for EXTRA SMILES! 🥰

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I thought we were an autonomous collective!