Joebles

this the kind of shit that shows up in vampire the masquerade bloodlines

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

"In order for nonviolence to work your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none, has none"

Time to drop the Stokely:

"spanish bioshock but with catholic statues and your gun shoots your own blood"

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It's insane to me how we've gotten to the point where people are laughing about this, like a lot of people's work was all for naught, and this ain't like an activision or something where they're gonna be just fine. Idk man, the people wishing for stuff to fail is a really bad trend to me

Walking to the top of a staircase that is somehow the bottom of the same staircase. hate this shit

Pombon, the new Pokemon fire starter. A Pomeranian with red highlights.

Greater Dog, a giant dog knight from Undertale.

“What’s Pombon gonna evolve into.”
“I hope it doesn’t get big and humanoid.”
“There’s no way to know what it’s gonna look like.”

It was there all along.

A screenshot of the Customize menu in Kingdom Hearts reading "Goofy: Conservative"

still love his movies but this is disappointing

Caves of Qud is a genuine work of art imo

average person cheering for war in iran

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

and with threats of the president to force Voter ID, it would essentially mean they disenfranchised 0.8% of the population that disproportionately votes one way overnight

Don't worry! That sound you hear in the darkness is merely the deer slithering

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

So if the cervix is the balrog, what's the g-spot?

you're the man now dog!

Post old memes to confuse young people

“but i havent ever dealt with (thing that happens to black people) so how can i sympathize” I DUNNO MAN SURELY YOU HAVE FELT SAD BEFORE? FELT MAD? Black people feel all those same emotions but we sure do get punished for showing any emotion because how dare us for being human actually.

Do you still hate shinji or have you forgiven yourself for being fourteen yet?

"Surely a little more wine wouldn't hurt." A sentence that has never in the history of humankind preceded disaster.

[Leeroy Jenkins voice]: Bilboooooo Bagggginnssssss

Horseshoe Theory of Serialized Storytelling

...I also would have taken Nerubian over Earthen though.

I definitely would have happily taken Amani over Haranir.

There are dozens of us

The fact that we got another troll variant instead of Ethereals in Midnight remains a cardinal sin to me, the guy who wanted playable Ethereals in BC