could be hunter

I don't wanna read a single vent post from a bluesky dev until they fix their video player

a smiling girl with black hair, rosey cheeks, in a red dress and red shoes is dancing with a nintendo ds in her hand.

illustration, girl gamer, magazine (2009) archive.org/details/gg-8...

I'm clicking on seemingly legitimate job listings on linkedin that send me through nested redirects to like 4 different job sites called shit like "career monkey" and "job rapido" and eventually land on a homepage that has nothing to do with the listing. i think the internet might be over

Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness

Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear

Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school

Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.

Introducing: Piggy

We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it

Tom Walker brought you up in a recent stream I was chatting in, so I owe you thanks for creating an opportunity for me to do a "hey I know him" aura farm

Like there are a lot of games where I saw a lets-player get stuck on a fight or puzzle, and where I went around saying that fight/puzzle was obtuse and unintuitive, only to play the game myself much later and go "oh this is obvious and that lets-player was just insane"

See I have yet to see a longplay/lets-play of a 40+ hour game where the lets-player didn't badly misunderstand something or fuck up super badly in a way that wildly diverges their experience from the median experience

As I play more RE games, I can never escape the feeling that the game is making bosses temporarily invincible for boss-fight-pacing purposes and letting me waste my ammo by not telling me

it's juuuust suspicious how massively increasing my DPS only makes boss fights go by like 10% faster

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

amazing digital circus voice actor reject #23 would like to show you his voiceover of a 4/10 meme from reddit

I'm avoiding the game like the plague because of the there's-really-nothing-that-can-make-up-for-it plagiarism stuff, but I like the sound of a PvPvE game that isn't disgustingly sided towards squads over solos lol

I enjoy "shooter where everything's a little too close to shoot and you're in a constant scramble to shove people away and make space"

I'm the wrong person to have an opinion on the Resident Evil series, because I'm 100% in support of the series becoming full tilt action-horror again and ditching all the good will it earned through 7 and 8

I watched probably my first sub-10min-in-length youtube video essay in a decade and I feel like I've unplugged from the matrix and realized not everything has to be 3 hours long

They're full of shit

You're so right about that Cinderella mouse my god

High movement speed does seem to resolve my biggest issue with most MOBAs, which is that you just move so fucking slooow and if you die it can be multiple entire minutes before you're fighting another player again

My core issues with MOBAs in the past have been "annoyingly long time-to-kill" and "if you die it takes potentially 2 to 3 entire minutes to respawn and roll out and reenter combat"

Then it's a shame my only friends who play multiplayer games are exclusively playing Deadlock this year it seems :(

Is it one of those things that subverts its genre enough to mostly eliminate the objectively bad elements of that genre

I know this sounds like a bait question every time, but would I like Deadlock if I think traditional MOBAs are like unplayably dogshit

I feel like we're not even halfway through the wave of way-too-late trend chasing sci-fi hero shooters, and that we'll be seeing a new one every year or so until 2035

Christmas elf showing me her first ever wooden toy train

My flimsy understanding of how business works is that the correct approach here (downsize and restructure the company to be smaller and less costly to run, since it just can't make as much money as it used to anymore) is somewhere on the axis between "career suicide" and "literally illegal to do"

I'm a committed Dark Souls invader kind of guy, so my ideal experience in BRs and extraction shooters is ruining the fun of squads

in Tarkov everyone's ALREADY out to ruin each other's fun so I'm not adding any new evil to the equation lol

Dark and Darker is good for this but also the PvE in that game is so punishing that making progress solo is nearly impossible

Just once I want a battle royale or PvPvE extraction shooter that doesn't put me at a *mechanical* disadvantage for playing solo >:T

The trouble with games like ARC Raiders or even Fortnite for me is that basically no one actually dies outside of a squad wipe

OH MY GOD @cuppydogcity.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAHHHHHHH

“The character i hate the most, however, is Stewie Griffin. First of all, i don't like babies. Second of all, i don't like it when babies can talk.”