It was in fucking MINNEAPOLIS u guys
19.08.2025 18:57
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It was in fucking MINNEAPOLIS u guys
One of my coworkers stole my porch goose and replaced it with this fuck ass gnome. Even worse they made it a fucking INSTA account and have been taunting me with it. It has like 50 followers now 😭😭😭
I need to invite ppl over to my house more often, my house will NEVER be cleaner than the anxiety inducing stress clean I do after I push it off until the very last minute
I also am hella glad that skinny jeans are out of style bc they were soooooo uncomfortable. Honestly I don't even love leggings, I hate everything being super tight on me
I don't miss high messy buns because I stressed too much about what people would think about my barely existent receding hairline
Right 😩😩😩 people love to complain online
When everyone pisses you off so much the night before you have to change your badge reel
Also someone missed the trashcan when throwing their gloves away. Better go to management instead of either 1.) just throwing it away or 2.) asking someone to throw it away??
Like social media has literally made people insufferable
Whenever someone asks me why nobody wants to work bedside anymore I'm gonna show them these vids 😩
Just saw a tiktok vid of a fam member PISSED at the hospital bc there were (unopened) IV needles sitting on a bedside table (what if her unsupervised children got into it) and stains on the wall from hand sanitizer and all the comments are like "ask for the charge RN, advocate or request a transfer"
Idk what it is about men getting so RILED up about 100men vs 1 gorilla but I asked my bf about it and he immediately was getting WORKED up about it 😭😭
My cattle dog HATES any sort of clothing or headbands, so whenever he is being naughty we put something on him to make him chill out. (Yes he is pissed)
Not my friends and I driving an hour and a half for kpot 🤤
We have transitioned from bikini to banana
Ok 2am urg to attempt this app again
Drawing blood off an ecmo circuit one handed is one of the most unexpectedly hard parts of being a specialist
My first solid I have eaten in 6 days is a slice of dominos Philly cheesesteak pizza and I am like a Victorian child who has been revived from the brink of death
A lot better! Still very overwhelmed and feel dumb but it's slowing all coming together now I think
Someone plz euthanize me
Also thought I was feeling slightly better, got 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep and now I am suffering the consequences
Pretty sure I either have COVID or influenza. I am not well 🤢 and on top of coughing and respiratory issues I keep puking from coughing so much 😭
Today was my last ever bedside shift as an ICU (or a charge nurse) it's been a great 9 years. Happy to move on but will miss my coworkers
I made myself ancillary and stayed an extra 4 hours and well... That was a mistake/trap. Ended up staying late because I gave someone's peg meds and somehow fucking clogged it and I felt so bad about it I stayed extra to fix it 😭
hELP how do I tell my SIL I don't wanna be part of her TOWNSHIP co-op!!! Bitxh ur level is tooooo low!!
Look up goose jitsu (also not shocking he is from Florida )😅
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Anyone on goose self defense TikTok? Just me?
