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Priestess Alexis

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i will see you there. Gnostic Priestess β™‹ Actual Priestess of Cancer πŸ¦€ / β˜€οΈSylph of Lightβ˜€οΈ / 🧑 @axolotlpillowg3.bsky.social 🧑 / πŸ’œπŸβ™ΎοΈ susiejax303.bsky.social / bimbo𐀏gender / borderβ™‹human / iconoclast / 🧿

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Washington National Opera greeted with sellouts after bailing on MAGAfied Kennedy Center The Washington National Opera's defiant break from the Kennedy Center is paying immediate dividends, with its latest show "Treemonisha" drawing sold-out crowds this weekend at the Lisner Auditorium at George Washington University.The production marks the company's first show since severing its 55-ye...

The Washington National Opera's defiant break from the Kennedy Center is paying immediate dividends, with its latest show "Treemonisha" drawing sold-out crowds this weekend at the Lisner Auditorium at George Washington University.

10.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 656 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
11.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

and while Iran is fully focused on defending against the US, Israel has free reign to force 700,000 to flee S Lebanon, then bomb the hell out of it and finally occupy/steal it. Israel had this plan fully developed & T bought it....and we pay for it. Trump is a sucker and we're the ones f*cked.

11.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get one?

Do you have one?

Do you dream of one

11.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

✨ character TFs you into that fatass goblin skateboard dachshund from the Tom & Jerry movie ✨

10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lore Excerpt: Shroomfolk

11.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦real failure is that the richest & most powerful nation in world β€” nation that has led the world since WW II & established the postwar international order emphasizing multilateralism, democracy, human rights, & rule of law β€” is now being led by a rogue president who rejects all these values.”
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11.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4
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This is clearly fine with the GOP.

11.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 7727 πŸ” 3262 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 136

I looooove imposing structures so much

01.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes I forget I have free will to draw anything I want

Have an inflatable

28.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 375 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

his majesty told me that i have to ""stop"" making really good music edits, and since his wish is my command, i have decided instead to write my *own* song. this is an original work i feel quite proud of.

11.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you wanna see the first draft (fer fun)

11.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Dutch is not a serious language

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that is the idea

11.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never wanna hear anyone discourse Abt the ethics of furry porn again because face it we are jerking off to an anthropomorphic animal and I honestly don't care because people are gonna lose their jobs to puritanical laws and restrictions holy shit

11.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

idk why being a NSFW artist especially a furry NSFW artist is so evil in this decade but we just gotta keep trucking

11.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

NSFW artists really do get the short end of the stick and it pisses me off so badly considering I draw NSFW and kink stuff sometimes.

I know this might be silly to get riled up over but this is art, I'm passionate abt art. once they're done with us they'll go after anything thats "icky" even sfw

11.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

we now have an answer to β€œwhat if caligula had dementia?”

11.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

im sorry but this is so fucking funny, making your then wear clown shoes is like howard hughes level of insanity written for a looney tunes audience

just completely bat shit, think about how theyre going to look back at this picture alongside the stories about him being obsessed with shoes

11.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

*making your cabinet wear clown shoes

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

11.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled β€œClient Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says β€œand the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: β€œText is slightly misaligned. Please fix”

Panel 2 is titled β€œClient feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads β€œnot alphabet but who give a fuck”

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled β€œClient Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says β€œand the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: β€œText is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled β€œClient feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads β€œnot alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 330 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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@mysterycryptid.bsky.social you are going into my ant farm

11.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Israel was getting pounded by missiles last night, the Iron Dome failed shooting down a lot of them.

You won't see any of it outside telegram channels and such but I guess that goes to show how hard the propoganda machine is working.

This is a much less 1-sided war than Trump's media will tell you

11.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What can you say but lol

11.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

TRANS GIRL: and trans guys drive like *this*
TRANS BOY: this is one of the most offensive things I’ve ever heard we should kill her
BISEXUAL: i’m bisexual
THE NEXT PANDEMIC: [incubating in the lungs of a guy about to go to the airport] 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

11.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 470 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0