🌈bread🦄 [#FixTF2]

what do you call a gun when it isn't full of pepper?

a salt rifle

#shitpost #jokes #dadjokes

it isn't the heart, but the mouth, that tells lies.

when is a door not a door?

when it's ajar

#shitpost #jokes #dadjokes

vampires suck

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what is an archeologist?

someone whose career is in ruins

when is a child not a child?

when it becomes apparent

#shitpost #jokes #cornyjokes #dadjokes

i am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid

yet inside my walls, a golden treasure is hid

what am i?

#riddles #canyousolvethis

hugh jackman in his ace ventura shirt...gotta be one of my favorite genders

do you ever think if the death star was afraid of the star destroyer? 👀

Good morning, Bluesky
lovelies! Sending good vibes out there to all. Hope you get the chance to get out there & enjoy a walk, whether urban, or out in nature. Celebrate the day! ❣️

what would we do without you, chiitan? ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

And thus the Lord said, "WHERE DOST THOU THINK THOU ART GOING?"
#NintendoSwitch2 #kirbyairriders

[Old Art]

Pokemon Mastersex isn't getting as much attention nowadays but it did give us some bangers. Like Leon looking like a bedazzled stripper. That was fun

A path with a layer of autumn leaves going slightly uphill, surrounded by trees in autumn colours on both sides

A colourful November walk 🍂🦋

#trail #leaves #foilage #nature #hiking #inspiration #landscape #autumn #fall #switzerland #berneroberland #photography

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just remember, if anybody ever tries to put you down by arguing that lgbt+ (or anything that isn't hetero) is considered political, an ideology, propaganda, or even a "cult" or "hate group", then they have already lost the argument. 💅
#lgbt #lgbtrights #gayrights #mentalhealth #positivity

The strongest people are the ones who are still kind after the world tore them apart.

By natural life

#motivation #resilience #strengthbased #kindness #mentalwellbeing #mentalhealth #hope #ymhc

Iron Man drawn in my style with a huge bright vertical beam behind him with his name written in giant text

Iron Man! 🔴🟡
One of my favorite Marvel superheroes,

#ironman #ironmanfanart #marvel #marvelfanart #marvelsuperhero #marveluniverse #marvelcomics #marvelcharacter #superhero #superheroart #2D #2Dart #cartoon #cartoonart #cartoonstyle #stylized #stylizedart #stylizedartwork

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me in my dream, looking at deadpool and wolvie lying down: "are you guys having a threesome?"

dp: "no..."

also me, jumping in-between them with a horrible attempt at a joke: "are you having a threesome now?"

#marvel #marvelcomics #deadpool #wolverine #maximumeffort

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how do you beat a pumpkin at video games?

you squash it 🤡🎃

#halloween #jokes #funny #shitpost #pumpkin

Will The Galaxy's Most Notorious Hunter Capture One Of His Sneakiest Bounties Yet in Boba Fett: Black, White and Red #2 - Comic Watch Will the galaxy's most notorious hunter capture one of his sneakiest bounties yet in Boba Fett: Black, White and Red #2 on shelves and digital platforms October 29, 2025, from @RamonRosanas #MarvelCom...

Will the galaxy’s most notorious hunter capture one of his sneakiest bounties yet in Boba Fett: Black, White and Red #2 on shelves and digital platforms October 29, 2025, from @saladinahmed.bsky.social @RamonRosanas #MarvelComics #StarWars
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#wolvie got him scanned. actually pretty happy with it #wolverine #marvelcomics #uncannyxmen #xmen #hireme

Now that’s a Halloween Cover!

Currently Reading X-Men Deadly Genesis by Brubaker and Hairsine. Cover art by Sylvestri

Love that cover!

#ComicSky #XMen #MarvelComics

Lemme kick off #WolverineWednesday early because I can lol! Offering up @davidnakayama.bsky.social anime variant for X Deaths Of Wolverine, Vol 1 - Issue #3 - Feb 2022. This particular issue has some bad ass variants as well. Worth checking out. #Wolverine #MarvelComics #ComicBooks

Don’t underestimate poverty food my friend.

🦇I love these stickers soooo much !!! They are available here : strange-dollz-boudoir.myshopify.com 🎁👑Or add them to your #Throne wishlist as we are a partner store : throne.com/products/GB/... 👑 #stickers #thronegifts #gothic #halloween #spooky #pastelgoth #mentalhealth