Chris

What’s the show called it sounds awesome

fuck off with that Van Hagar shit broski this is a Diamond Dave household

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Never really cared about New Year’s Eve in the past, but it turns out that being happy and loving life makes you enjoy all sorts of things you never used to

My mom used to tell us that if we didn’t make room before Santa came to bring us new gifts, the “Christmas crap elf” would come and take away our stuff

“These wookiees are sexual beings”

—Rob Zacny

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

I gotta get back into STO

Genuinely one of the most evil things I’ve ever read, and these dudes are American citizens who went to Gaza for the chance and joy of killing

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Hiroshima A hundred thousand people were killed by the atomic bomb. Survivors wonder why they lived when so many others died.

Read John Hersey’s powerful, unforgettable August 1946 New Yorker article, “Hiroshima,” describing the horrific devastation of the city as recounted by six survivors: a clerk, a doctor, a tailor’s widow, a German priest, a surgeon, and a Methodist pastor—the first unvarnished account of the bombing.

This is genuinely the news every day

There isn't really a way to reconcile the continued existence of ICE with liberal democracy

I love drinking six beers 😁👍

Being back at work for 10 minutes erases 5 days of vacation

at this point defendants undertook to stretch the back of our client’s underwear well above its intended location and wrapped same over his head

I think it’s very possible that I’ve lost my mind, and folks let me tell ya, I’m not looking for it either

Members of the public calling me talking about the astral plane and shit I don’t get paid enough for this

God bless everyone happy fucking new Year

Do you guys know about scrobbles

What you don’t realize is how I’m drinking coffee now. You still don’t really understand or realize

When are we going to acknowledge that he’s right though

Boy life sure is strange folks I tell ya but we love it don’t we

I have a much better relationship with my kitchen sink these days

Send Aaron Rodgers on another darkness retreat to the evil dead cabin please

Talking to members of the public at work is like living with a gas leak

I am going to file a petition with the moderators to force you to follow me back

I find it hard to believe we were at 60% confidence in the courts at any point in the last decade

every user on this website who is not following my account is trying to kill me and they’re right to do so