Derek Van Dyke 🔜 PAX East

Yeah he got me too. He's pretty good at this.

"... so it's a girl whale."

Shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WAS SIPPING WHISKEY WHEN THIS LINE HAPPENED. FUCK YOU.

My man's out here smoking soda cans

There's nothing in the rules that says a man can't smoke two comically fat cigars at the same time. You don't have to tone it down. He can just shove a pair of stogies as thick as bratwursts in the corner of his mouth because that was the bit.

It feels kind of illegal how the live action One Piece figured out you should just... be anime but live action.

Big colors, big designs, larger than life characters and acting choices, an exercise in excess. Trust in the things that made the original work for people in the first place.

It's not too late, Dad

You can still finish the job

I can chew a few alka seltzer tablets first if it helps

what did they mean by this

Oh god is it the anti bullying people that want you to buy backpacks to stop child suicide or whatever? I run into them so much. Ended up looking into them because I knew something was off, sure enough it's basically a scheme to use emotionally loaded buzzwords to scrape fat salaries off of shoppers

There are straight up better Krogers nearby that I don't go to because there's ALWAYS some new pair of dudes there to harass you about signing up for more shit. And they will burn out in a week and get replaced by two more new dudes. It never ends. They gotta be growing them in a lab, man.

Saw that viral clip of the Spectrum customer service person melting down over a cancellation. I think we should have some sympathy because I swear to god Spectrum puts their low-level employees' family members into hostage situations. It's the only possible explanation for why they're all like that.

Just in case y'all thought my personality wasn't somehow genetic:

I mentioned liking how my voice sounds when my vocal cords are a little battered and my little brother suggested deep throating an egg beater and turning it on

We're just... like this

Beans

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

Oh Martha and I are not pit warriors, we stayed in that nice good energy middle zone where we weren't in the pit but weren't with the wallflowers. Trust me, neither of us are built for that NOW. Can't even imagine doing it at 50!

Yup yuuup

Capcom out here proving left and right that letting humans make your "less important" environmental text and signs will always turn out better than AI trash

Enjoy

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

God dude my voice is going to be in fucking tatters tomorrow

Which means it's gonna be hot as fuck

I'll record something for evidence

Everybody belongs at a punk show except the fuckin nazis, and every band in the lineup better make time to say it!

Killer show by the Dropkick Murphys tonight

Fuck ICE

Dr Whitaker and Dr Robbie on The Pitt

Dunno why people are down on that God of War set pic, I think Kratos and Atreus look great

Pokopia is like the perfect ADHD game. No matter what I get distracted by it is equally important as everything else I could be doing

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

It's cute how these losers don't think Jeff will be paying your legal fees by the time this is all over

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

Can I just say how vicious it is to constantly remind people the better older remaster is much cheaper when talking about the dogshit remake

I see you Wario64 and I support you

So, certain things (just construction so far) are on real world timers, but otherwise mostly no. So the construction can soft cap some progress in one direction, but just forces you to work on other things (of which there is a lot)

You know Pokopia has its hooks in me because I woke up and my first thought was "oh I gotta check in and see if that construction is done yet"

There's always another request you're about to complete, another little corner to explore, another timed construction task about to complete, just MORE.