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Very real 😭

“Yeah, I guess I’m saying all this cool stuff on Bluesky” - @aaantons.bsky.social

“I think I’m coming face to face with the fact that the ‘goals’ I’ve set myself are too embarrassing to state in public” — @aaantons.bsky.social

“I care about measurable achievements in sports, like ice skating. I stopped ice skating because it was too hard” — @aaantons.bsky.social

“I really care” — @aaantons.bsky.social

Anti-emetics would be fashionable, or people would wear baroque nose-clips to keep from smelling each other!

As a Baru stan I disagree, but respectfully!!!

The publishers marketplace announcement for The new queer weird by Megan milks and Amber Dawn, imprint feminist press. The copy, in PM's super strange format: "author of slug Megan milks and author of sub Rosa Amber dawn's the new queer weird, a critical anthology of short fiction that names and maps an emerging queer and trans literary tradition that rejects lgbtq positive representation in favor of experimental leaning mashups of realistic and speculative genres and unsettling erotics to subvert traditional narratives and surrender to the weird, to me at feminist press in a nice deal, in an exclusive submission, for publication in Fall 2027 by rach Crawford at Wolf literary services, for world English rights." Get hyped it's going to be so good you guys

This was on the gram but I will put it here too. <3 THE NEW QUEER WEIRD / get ready for Fall 2027 gang!!!

(cc @meganmilks.bsky.social @amberdawnwrites.bsky.social )

Tbh it should be paywalled since people could just copy down everything you write for your own use - but I think many good faith actors would be interested too!

I, too, have written about how lab-grown human meat is vegan in that sense

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

“I think people aren’t excited enough about Sonic” — @aaantons.bsky.social

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Omg heartbreaking

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

Agreed

he looks like such a sweet boy my 💔for him. I would think anyone would be lucky🍀to have him, he looks like he has sooo much love to give. *can we please get a repost for this handsome, sweet pup?! I would be ever so appreciative as I know he will be when he finds a new family. Tyvm🤞🙏🍀🐾🐾💕

it's like half an hour of flailing and one moment of I GOT IT TO WORK, and that moment is so worth it

as an appreciator of geocities this has inspired me to make a new website in the Old Style

good luck <3

I LOVE THAT BOOK PLUS ANTON IS READING IT RN

Real convo I've heard:

NYC finance bro: SF sucks. Human 💩 on the street? Get it together.

SF tech bro: But if we add public restrooms, people will do drugs in the bathrooms.

NYC finance bro: Dude *I* do drugs in the restroom! I've done drugs *with you* in the restroom! What are you talking about?

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

“If I were a clown, I’d be a twisted clown, that’s for sure.” — @aaantons.bsky.social

"it's pretty cool to be gay" -- @aaantons.bsky.social

Maybe this is too specific but I like being able to share posts to my Instagram story

Pulldrone by Ethel Cain

I don’t disagree! But the *amount* I agree depends on your definition of evil, is what I was trying to say

how do you define evil though

Lmao how is “erotic” a swear