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I love being the type of person that people ask if I have a lighter

is punxsutawney phil in the epstein files?

#KONY2026

I'll hear my wife laugh from the bathroom and then immediately get a notification that they sent me an Instagram reel I love marriage

who ever decided that paper can either be the easiest thing to destroy or it can cut you like a knife

tell me how half of the trucks broke 😭

I can usually handle 8-12" pretty comfortably but I'm nervous about this one folks

I do too, I think it's boredom

it's not cold enough for my mudroom to be a refrigerator for Christmas prep 😭

okay Pittsburgh had anyone seen a SINGLE salt truck?!

I'm gonna explain because my wife is betting against me (despite only living here 3 years):

-windy *enough*
-wet
-temps dropping quickly over night

I've lived at my current place for 4 years now and I have a pretty good sense of what kind of weather makes the transformer across the street blow and right now my money is on losing power tonight

too sad to play animal crossing

I just learned you can turn it off!

I don't have an addictive personality I just want to stay home from work so I can grind on acnh for 12 hours straight

Boswell double knots

I want the confidence of people who don't double knot their shoes

but you know what did hit in new york

I saw red when I told someone to "have a nice day" and he said "you have a better one" like it's not a competition

daylight savings was not the time to fuck up my meds oops

just watched this b down an eighth of a cup of nooch raw

I got YouTube premium just to be able to rewatch Kendrick's halftime show uninterrupted

I watch it about once a week

When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.

Thank you, Miss Major.

this is what it takes. we're here now folks, there is not a "if the nazis came" it's "they're here and your mettle will be tested now"

I want a season of love is blind where they're all ugly

polycules are annoying what do you mean my wife's boyfriend's boyfriend is getting married this weekend

everyone talking about this Tylenol during pregnancy thing I'm so lucky that my mom only did crack

my biggest punk flex is that I've never been to gooskis bc the first thing I learned about that place a decade ago was it was full of Nazi sympathizers

understandable if it feels shocking that the mf was throwing around the n word but it's been like that

married for three years today and my wife just put a corkscrew through the metal cap of a twist off bottle of wine