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There are over 400 million guns in America, and they didn't prevent a tyrannical government from turning America into a Nazi dictatorship.

11.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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What Trump’s Iran war is really about

11.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I watched a documentary about the Trump crime family on German TV last night.

Trump is taking billions in bribes through his crypto scam World Liberty Financial. The Trump swamp is the largest cesspool of corruption in history.

Even MAGA dumbfucks would be shocked if they knew what's happening.

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine how much better the world would be today if Hillary was president.

She was right about everything.

11.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The way MAGA Nazis talk about Muslims is exactly the same as the way German Nazis talked about Jews.

Nazis use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.

11.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone in Iran knows why Trump is bombing them: To distract America from the evidence against Trump in the Epstein files.

11.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

If you think America is safer now than before Trump, you have brain damage.

11.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The world hates America now, thanks to Trump.

If you think being hated by the whole world makes America safer, you have brain damage.

09.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I moved to Europe 3 months ago. Literally everything in Europe is better than America.

It makes me sad. Things in America could be just as good as Europe, if MAGA dumbfucks didn't hold us back, and we had more politicians like Bernie Sanders who actually care about making life better for everyone.

10.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The world hates America now, thanks to Trump.

If you think being hated by the whole world makes America safer, you have brain damage.

09.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Psychopaths like Trump don't feel empathy and don't care how much suffering they cause.

No inner voice, no morality, no conscience stops them from robbing, raping, hurting, or murdering others.

A psychopath like Trump sees no reason why the world should continue to exist after he's dead.

08.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Most Americans fail to realize what's happening. Trump is turning America into a Nazi dictatorship, with zero resistance.

Hollywood movies convinced Americans that in the end, the good guys always win, and all you have to do is sit by and watch.

Meanwhile Trump is building concentration camps.

08.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump doesn't give a shit about fallen American soldiers.

He called them "suckers and losers" remember?

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump betrayed Ukraine and sold them out to Putin.

But now that the US can't stop Iranian drones, Trump is begging Ukraine for help, because they figured out how to stop Russian/Iranian drones.

Ironic.

07.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

MAGA Evangelicals are a deranged suicide cult.

These religious fanatics are more dangerous than any Islamic extremist.

They support Trump because they think he will destroy the world and then Jesus comes back.

07.03.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Trump said only brown people from shithole countries want to come to America and wondered why there aren't more white immigrants from Europe.

Everything in Europe is better than in America. Why would someone from a country with much better quality of life move to a Nazi shithole like Trumpistan?

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

We Germans wish MAGA dumbfucks were educated enough to know that the German Nazis were far-right Christian nationalists who put Democrats in concentration camps even before they put Jews in concentration camps.

06.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA dumbfucks think Michelle Obama is a man, while claiming that Democrats don't know the difference between a man and a woman.

MAGA dumbfucks are the dumbest people in America.

05.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA dumbfucks have no idea that the Epstein files are full of witness testimony that Trump raped and murdered children, because Fox News never told them.

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

History books will trace the destruction of America back to Fox News.

If Fox didn't poison the minds of millions of low IQ Republicans with anti-democratic lies for 30 years, a corrupt psychopath like Trump would never have become president, and wouldn't have been able to destroy America.

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

War is like a vacuum cleaner that sucks tax dollars out of your pocket and funnels the money directly into the pockets of the robber barons who own the weapons factories.

03.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Weird, America has unlimited funds to wage war, but not enough money to end homelessness, child hunger, or give everyone universal healthcare, although all those things are much cheaper than war.

It's almost as if the corrupt billionaires who rule over us don't give a shit about us.

03.03.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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02.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slava Ukraini! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

02.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have not had a single day of peace since Orange Hitler started his second term. And things are only going to get worse.

01.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kamala speaks out against Trump's attack on Iran.

In the future, our grandchildren will ask us why no one stopped Trump before he killed millions of people.

28.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10