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I thought you liked me!
Yes I did until you ate all my breffmints, idiot!

10.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can consider our friendship over, you're no longer welcome in this house, and I'd just appreciate it if you got the hell outta myy hoooouuuuuse

10.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ate all my breffmints!

10.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hungry! (inhales breathmints)
NOOOOOOO!!

10.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Squelching noises) A-AA-A-A-A-A-A

10.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh, here it is.

10.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My BREFFMINTS probably around here somewhere.

10.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, hold up bababababy, I need to go get my BREFFMINTS!

10.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EHEHGEHEHEHEHEH (Work it girl!)

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now if you'll excuuuuse me, I'm going to spend a quiet evening with my Nintendo GameCube (GameCube startup jingle)

10.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, saweetheart

10.03.2026 11:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geoffrey, discuss this relationship.
EEEEhhhhh EEEEEHHHH
Geoffrey, you're absolutely right.

10.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOH HOH HOHHHhhh
Aunt Viv, you're absolutely right.

10.03.2026 09:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's time we discussed this relationship. Vivian, discuss this relationship!

10.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oH. oH. oH. oH. Ew! Zip my pants down. Ew!

10.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna talk to you, in the other room. NOW!

10.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ew! That penis smells terrible.
Oh, thank you sweetheart!

10.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sandwich?

10.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh, excuse me... this is so sexy. I wanna zip my pants down!

10.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HEHEHEHEHE

10.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw everyone, look what Will did: he cut my steak into the the shape of a breathmint!

10.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pardon me while I go diiiie.
C'MON! (BANG)

10.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tropicana: Sip your piss.โ„ข

09.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every glass of Tropican Orange Juice is 100% pee! Delicious penis juice.

09.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!

09.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When a couple of my moms were upside down and started making orange juice!

09.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She gave me a kiss and then she kicked my ass and then kissed my asshole!

09.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now this is a story about a couple of aliens who were up to no good, kickin my ass in my neighborhood! I got in one alien fight and mom my got scared and said RRRRRRRRRRR and my mom's BOOBIES came out!

09.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'MON! (BANG)
C'MON! (BANG)
C'MON! (BANG)

09.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Carlton.
C'MON! (shoots Will in the head)

09.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0