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Dad will probably have sex with all of us!

11.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not funny!

11.03.2026 09:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Shut up!
AAAAAAAAHHHH@

11.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should be ashamed of yourself! Moron! How could you do such a thing?! I hate you! You're stupid and ugly and I wish you would die. You should (unalive) yourself! And you- you really stupit! STUPIT!

11.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god, I think my dick broke.
Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!

11.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was that?
Shut up sweetheart. OH. AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAH!

11.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAA-ahahah.
EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!

11.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god!

11.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OH. OH. OH. OH.

11.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was that?
Sounded like a scroorcs.

11.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mention those breathmints one more time, I'm gonn SCROORCS!
(Stabs) Breffmints.
SCROORCS! SCROORCS! SCROORCS!

11.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are so RUDE!
Me? You ate myy my BREFFMINTS!

10.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, you know what? Let's kill each-other. (stab)
Ow!

10.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought you liked me!
Yes I did until you ate all my breffmints, idiot!

10.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can consider our friendship over, you're no longer welcome in this house, and I'd just appreciate it if you got the hell outta myy hoooouuuuuse

10.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ate all my breffmints!

10.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hungry! (inhales breathmints)
NOOOOOOO!!

10.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Squelching noises) A-AA-A-A-A-A-A

10.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh, here it is.

10.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My BREFFMINTS probably around here somewhere.

10.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, hold up bababababy, I need to go get my BREFFMINTS!

10.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EHEHGEHEHEHEHEH (Work it girl!)

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now if you'll excuuuuse me, I'm going to spend a quiet evening with my Nintendo GameCube (GameCube startup jingle)

10.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, saweetheart

10.03.2026 11:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geoffrey, discuss this relationship.
EEEEhhhhh EEEEEHHHH
Geoffrey, you're absolutely right.

10.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOH HOH HOHHHhhh
Aunt Viv, you're absolutely right.

10.03.2026 09:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's time we discussed this relationship. Vivian, discuss this relationship!

10.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oH. oH. oH. oH. Ew! Zip my pants down. Ew!

10.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna talk to you, in the other room. NOW!

10.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ew! That penis smells terrible.
Oh, thank you sweetheart!

10.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0