Swan Turnover

its jerkarch

guy whos misogynist, misandrist, and enbyphobic.

Round the Block

Warning: Don't buy the Alani pumpkin spice energy drink. Dogshit.

yes because random canadian jews are responsible. I should just call up Israel and tell them to knock it off! Even though I've never stepped foot in their territory or sent them a dime! Go fuck yourself dude, people like you are why i hate being part of the lgbt community these days.

i would never cheat on my wife or think aids is a hoax tho im not lik that

he is kinda gender goals unfortunately tho and i have succeeded with that cus i currently look like i play in a foo fighters cover band.

I love my stupid chudling music tastes but it breaks my spirit knowing I share it with guys who unironically refer to Dave Grohl as their "g-d".

its gotten to the point where i get mad when ppl start complaining about having to go to work. Trade with me then, ill do it.

im just tired of being nickled and dimed when nobody will hire me.

it wasnt warm enough anyways and i should get a warmer jacket anyways but im still pissed off.

sorry im being negative im having a crashout bc my $10 thriftstore jacket broke in the middle of winter while i have $400 left in my acct until the end of the month after i had to pay a $100 paperwork fee at my doctor's last month so im a little pissed. idk.

also ik it is probably not just my fault, but also just the economy being dogshit right now in general. I dont expect most people to be able to afford art commissions of all things.

It's just idk again, disheartening bc i used to get enough traction on my work that i earned a LITTLE pocket money

im only like 5% saying this in a woe is me way. It's simply just frustrating having my skills dip in quality due to health issues that also are the reason for my 5+ yrs of unemployment.

so i havent gotten any chances to do "real work" and i also havent been able to gets comms bc my art degraded

it feels very pointless though no matter how much i try and spread my info around i get maybe One friend DMing me over the course of a year to commission me. Which, all love to my friends but it just is very disheartening.

need 2 accept im not a very good at art or marketing.

I need to stop being lazy and update my commission info already....

....but i dont even want to actually do commissions to begin with. Whole reason im back in college is bc i want a "real job". Im just broke and have been unemployed for 5+ yrs and its the only way i can think to make money rn.

ok but that's a Delay and not a Full Cancelation so you know what that means

im him bro, its over.

I'm quitting the art fandom because it's too christian.... Since when is angel and demon mean christian? I do not wanto be associated with this, im sorry. I am not christophobic i just do not support that lifestyle.

New Toadies album please save me

the new American Dad episode felt so off. I'm scared about the new FOX episodes</3

It still made me laff but the quality dip was noticeable.

My profile full of ammateur cartooning comes in clutch in very rare instances.

people in instagram comments dont respect me for much, but they do respect my American Dad opinions

if i owned a dive bar i would play Ants on Drugs (1990) on the TV and pump Local-H through the speakers.

Please consider donating to my patreon to make this dream a reality.

Did Family Guy draw inspiration from Ants on Drugs (1990)?

holidaze hangover (2019)

The gallery for my Valentine's jam is finally complete! 😌 Thank you everyone who participated!

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Goblin yaoi?
Valentine for my partner<3

Made as part of @chrysanthemore.bsky.social 's Valentines Day art jam! :^]