jake

not taking applications at the moment.
i appreciate knowing u think about me, esp since i don't reciprocate it usually. it's kinda a schtick at this point but sorry

yes but actually im from New Jersey :)

bluesky.

no ive been throwing my sharps in the ocean with car batteries, as the lord intended

mom asked me if i have a sharps container

Hand soap implies the existence of feet soap.

i forgot about bluesky

Not marry, not fuck, not kill, but a secret fourth thing (rooting for you and loving you from afar for the entirety of both our lives)

bold statement

Hammer and pickle

i fucking love cigarettes dude

omg bestie hey can i use u to get famous rq

Mike Crew and Simon Fairchild posting on bluesky meanwhile Jon could not get and invite code

firmly believe the devs of this app are avatars of the Vast

who are the cool people on this app i need to know who to sink my devious claws into and leech fame and influence off of

what if when it turned night time the loading screen and the whole app turned into a black sky and oled night mode that would be quirky

bluesky but what if the sky was yellow and the sun was blue

you do not know know do not now wh do not you know you??

they call me the Tumbler

reblog

im part of the secret the club

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