Alex

watching nurse jackie... this lady is wild

a ghost makes friends with a cat, but they can't touch. the last panel the cat is also a ghost and he has picked her up and is petting her and smiling

1-page comic

Needed to rut

Think I need a bigger pump

It’s a new year, have a treat from the archives ya filthy pigs.

Photo of me standing with my arms up in a flexing pose while wearing a blue Nasty Pig union suit at the SF Eagle

Officially a union suit bear now

Spent an hour on and off with Spotify online support just trying to find out where to file feedback re: ICE ads. After asking what the feedback was, all four reps ended the chat immediately when I mentioned ICE. This has to be direction from above. Save your time and just cancel now.

Goon time

Flirted! At The Gay Rodeo

Trying not to ruminate about my cat’s abdominal lump and what it could mean but hoo boy is it hard

This is a pretty good bit

I don’t know why Bluesky always feels so much more chaotic than twitter

You’ve got one job today, baby
And that’s gettn pregnunt

I didn’t realize it was on the dragon… I was chasing after it for horn fragments lmao

Been playing TOTK again and I totally got the master sword back by accident

i need to shower. who wants to give me a tongue bath 👅

I do love when guys on sniffies or whatever ask me “are you g e n” because never has it ever been someone I would ever consider paying for sex

It is Time.

#Zoobe #Rabbit #4thOfJuly

Come here and sit on this until I bust in you.

Witness her 🐱☀️

Gizmo says meowdy 😺

Humpday? Oh, cool.

A screenshot from Resident Evil 4. It says "take the green herb? Yes or no."

Happy 4/20 y'all 🌿

Yes please 🥵🥵🥵

I’m entering my septum bear era 🐻💍

Spending my Friday afternoon watching Hackers because why not?

A nautical themed fisting porno titled “Loose Lips Sink Ships”

New phineas and ferb dropping, this is not a drill,