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I always just assumed he got the vast majority of his material from Gove

14.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the idea that he drove from Milan to Valencia, Victor Meldrew style complaining about the roads, the offerings at the service stations, a rattley clutch etc

13.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you remember the original tweet / article or who said it? It’s driving me mad cos I can’t find it

13.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@iandunt.bsky.social can you help me out please? Some years ago I seem to remember a tweet or retweet of yours where you or someone else was saying that in the years ahead after brexit everyone will suddenly look at Spain and Italy and wonder what happened.

Well, I saw this today: archive.ph/zL99o

13.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Francis Rossi comes clean on Status Quo and new solo album The Accidental "I know people don't want to hear me saying such things, but they’re true"

Fascinating / hilarious interview with Rossi here: www.loudersound.com/music/franci...

13.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep completely

13.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can blame all the different managers, styles of play, whether the players were having them or not bottom line is we have had the same problems with all of them… shit going forward and conceding too many soft goals

12.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on forest, try and remember how to score on the break, so frustrating! #nffc

12.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go down easy for such big lads!

12.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were in a co op I think

Red Leicester ones are ok but not as nice as originals

11.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I generally only like β€˜Original’ Mini Cheddars and haven’t really been a fan of any of the new whacky flavours but the Frank’s Hot Sauce ones are bloody great

(The marmite ones they do ages ago were nice too but they’ve not done them since)

11.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worked on the nights I’ve had a bath!

07.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Epsom salts AND bubble bath

07.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My solution if I want some lovely booze during a dry patch is to have a nice hot bath in the evening instead

07.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wot no Rutland? For shame

05.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sun headline about Β£500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Sun headline about Β£500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his faultπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 551 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 60

Laurie Anderson and Nick Cave were sat behind us when we went to see him do Metal Machine Music at the RFH

02.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜The voice of the intelligent right’

02.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just watched the Toxic Avenger film which is very budget and silly but not unenjoyable

27.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a post on Twitter that made me laugh a lot but that I can’t be bothered to find. It was along the lines of:

Normal me: I will not shit myself

Me packing for holiday: I will shit myself at least three times

27.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only people you scare off the greens by taking all nuance out of their drugs policy are the people who would never vote for them. By mimicking this Trump / Reform scare tactic you also alienate your normal supporters

27.02.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a bloke some years above me at school who’s mother had an epileptic fit at a Parent Teacher evening and he became known as β€˜Epimum’ :-(

25.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good start by Forest, just wondering how Anthony Taylor is going to knacker it up for us? #nffc

22.02.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Rebel Ridge which, although not as good or gritty as the previous two is a LOT of fun

22.02.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, i withdraw Girls and Boys and submit Wannabe

22.02.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, magic, thank you!

22.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like all of your choices btw but not sure they are definitional

22.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I must emphasise that these are not my favourite tunes of the 90s but if I were summing them up I’d say:
Born Slippy
Common People
Girls and Boys

(Would have said Fools Gold but assume that was released in the 80s?)

22.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No human can have done anything in 20 years other than consume energy

22.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many deer do you think PFKA Andrew has hunted in his life? Barely any!

22.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0