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@comfyjake

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Joined a hypnosis discord and everyone is so nice! They all speak so calmly and compliment me. I get all sorts of videos to watch and audios to listen to! I just feel so good after being on the discord each night.

10.03.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Please be Patient. Student Driver-“

You’re 23 and drive a Tesla. Get out of the left lane.

07.03.2026 21:56 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Even a giant bull needs to be pampered

07.03.2026 19:53 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Where did you get it?!

05.03.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last night I had a short daddy force me to my knees and suck his cock. He shoved poppers up my nose and spat in my mouth to lube it up.

10/10

02.03.2026 03:09 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I’m honestly feeling very submissive right now

01.03.2026 03:11 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure

27.02.2026 04:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a Master’s, so hearing someone call me dumb makes me incredibly horny.

23.02.2026 17:15 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Puss in Boots 2?!

You mean Wakko’s Wish 2.0.

14.02.2026 14:19 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live with you, so I get a free pass

13.02.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m about to redo my wardrobe and add a TON of color just out of spite for the lack of it in the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer.

13.02.2026 17:06 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not even in my MySpace Top 8

12.02.2026 22:51 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Met a cute guy while out

08.02.2026 06:58 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prettiest Month names clearly meant for the girlies:
- February
- April
- May
- June
- September
- December

If your birthday is in this month, it just sounds pretty.

07.02.2026 17:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, I bet it’d be fun to have skimpy pink clothing to wear.

07.02.2026 14:47 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I am messy

07.02.2026 03:39 👍 365 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 0

“Loneliness is a battle even queens must fight for themselves.”

05.02.2026 00:33 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I need more tummy-time while playing my gameboy to help correct my posture, does anyone wanna use my butt as a pillow?

31.01.2026 19:51 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Men confuse me, too.

31.01.2026 01:50 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As much as I enjoy your voice, all you need around me are grunts and whimpers

29.01.2026 01:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The idea of just existing for your pleasure, transforming my body in the ideal sexual figure, as a lifetime career just seems so appealing…

28.01.2026 04:39 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The amount of messages I’ve received wanting to transform me are just overwhelming 🥵🥵🥵take any pictures you please.

28.01.2026 04:00 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes (almost all the time) I sit and ponder my balls, wondering “what if these were udder-sized?”

28.01.2026 01:10 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I just can’t with this stuffed nose.

26.01.2026 04:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got these udders leaking

26.01.2026 03:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@fyrefaun.bsky.social did this AMAZING photo of me! Whaddya think?! MOOOOO

26.01.2026 03:34 👍 202 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

Go wild

21.01.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks even better than the original. Love it when I’m improved!

21.01.2026 05:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Wendy Williams and Roger Smith in the same room together…

21.01.2026 01:34 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t express your love. Repress it. Use it to fuel your art. Create stunning masterpieces. Learn new skills in math and engineering. Use your knowledge to conceive war machines for rival Italian families.

21.01.2026 01:04 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0