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@comfyjake

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10.03.2026 23:52 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joined a hypnosis discord and everyone is so nice! They all speak so calmly and compliment me. I get all sorts of videos to watch and audios to listen to! I just feel so good after being on the discord each night.

10.03.2026 21:14 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

“Please be Patient. Student Driver-“

You’re 23 and drive a Tesla. Get out of the left lane.

07.03.2026 21:56 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Even a giant bull needs to be pampered

07.03.2026 19:53 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Where did you get it?!

05.03.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last night I had a short daddy force me to my knees and suck his cock. He shoved poppers up my nose and spat in my mouth to lube it up.

10/10

02.03.2026 03:09 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I’m honestly feeling very submissive right now

01.03.2026 03:11 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure

27.02.2026 04:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a Master’s, so hearing someone call me dumb makes me incredibly horny.

23.02.2026 17:15 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Puss in Boots 2?!

You mean Wakko’s Wish 2.0.

14.02.2026 14:19 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live with you, so I get a free pass

13.02.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m about to redo my wardrobe and add a TON of color just out of spite for the lack of it in the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer.

13.02.2026 17:06 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not even in my MySpace Top 8

12.02.2026 22:51 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Met a cute guy while out

08.02.2026 06:58 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prettiest Month names clearly meant for the girlies:
- February
- April
- May
- June
- September
- December

If your birthday is in this month, it just sounds pretty.

07.02.2026 17:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, I bet it’d be fun to have skimpy pink clothing to wear.

07.02.2026 14:47 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I am messy

07.02.2026 03:39 👍 367 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 0

“Loneliness is a battle even queens must fight for themselves.”

05.02.2026 00:33 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I need more tummy-time while playing my gameboy to help correct my posture, does anyone wanna use my butt as a pillow?

31.01.2026 19:51 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Men confuse me, too.

31.01.2026 01:50 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As much as I enjoy your voice, all you need around me are grunts and whimpers

29.01.2026 01:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The idea of just existing for your pleasure, transforming my body in the ideal sexual figure, as a lifetime career just seems so appealing…

28.01.2026 04:39 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The amount of messages I’ve received wanting to transform me are just overwhelming 🥵🥵🥵take any pictures you please.

28.01.2026 04:00 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes (almost all the time) I sit and ponder my balls, wondering “what if these were udder-sized?”

28.01.2026 01:10 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I just can’t with this stuffed nose.

26.01.2026 04:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got these udders leaking

26.01.2026 03:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@fyrefaun.bsky.social did this AMAZING photo of me! Whaddya think?! MOOOOO

26.01.2026 03:34 👍 203 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Go wild

21.01.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks even better than the original. Love it when I’m improved!

21.01.2026 05:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Wendy Williams and Roger Smith in the same room together…

21.01.2026 01:34 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0