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I still think about this a lot.

=VLOOKUP(to the sky and praise the Lord)

that's weird as fuck

only at work??

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

I don't care if you only used AI for icons, using it at all is just loser shit

for some reason I am reminded of inventory in Ultima Online, where the inventory was an unbounded map that you had access to for storage. mostly came to light when you could put a horse in your inventory when not in use; it would wander the map, eat your stuff, and leave the map crashing the server

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

take it up with the cat-adder

Important analytics!

good news everyone: jazz graphics are WAY up

A spreadsheet for a World of Warcraft guild, showing who is playing what class/role next expansion. A panoply of charts and lists have been added to the right of the simple list. Also, a cat picture. Meanwhile, we didn't even finish the subhead: "Put your name on the." Put my name on the what, Adoe??

our wow guild put together a spreadsheet to see who was playing what next expansion. then someone decided it needed graphs. and analytics. and a cat!

y'all gotta try the demo of Titanium Court

I really wish I knew where my Magic cards from when I was in 7th/8th grade ended up at.

“So you can sell them?” God, if only; because I’ve been getting a small but undeniable urge to play again and it’d be interesting to see if I had anything useful or fun

presidents day is when the united states celebrates when we used to have a president

WIP. Inspired by old motherboards.

That is, very loosely, Final Fantasy VI. 😂

Humor can be a subjective thing but it was pretty bad, I thought 😬

Leprechaun 4: In Space might be the exception

A bodybuilder, two playboys, a turncoat, a child raised by wolves, an amnesiac, a widower, a hermit, a painter, the painter’s deadbeat dad (and his dog), a yeti, a mime, and what’s essentially a stuffed animal fight the deadliest existential threat of all: a clown with ambitions

every three seconds you will take psychic damage when reading who did voices for mewgenics

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

I'm at a 0. There's three things on there I've never tried (oysters, liver, and snails), and I'm not above trying them. Rest of 'em? Sure.

that’s so cool. It’s one of those games I’ve never revisited because I wasn’t sure how it’d hold up, but I fondly remember an early storyline where you investigate a rigged election because that felt so novel at the time