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Lisa Needham

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Words at DailyKos, Public Notice, Balls & Strikes, and Rewire. Deeply and secretly earnest. Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist. she/they. north mpls forever.

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there are so many big reasons that it's wrong to have just a few people hoard so much wealth but one of the smaller ones is those people no longer have anyone around them who will tell them their ideas suck and they're a fucking dork

12.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"macrohard" i hate this guy so fucking much

12.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sources to 
@NFLonCBS
: The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.

Sources to @NFLonCBS : The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.

Here's the NFL capitulating to the most unpopular president of all time.

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 739 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 69

i don't think the outburst was premeditated at all! but i also think trying to say she's seen the light or whatever after joining ICE in 2025 and the MN DOJ after is ridiculous. you either have to believe she was so foolish she didn't understand what she was doing or that she's fine with it.

11.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly can't figure out why she's not running as a Republican save for that she just doesn't want the label hung on her even though it's pretty clear that is what she is

11.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sam it is so weird

11.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don't get me wrong: Ilhan would (rightly) eat me alive! but at least i'm not a former ICE attorney now trying to reinvent myself as some sort of hero!

11.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh absolutely. i genuinely believe that people (not her! other people! better people!) should always start smaller, more local, both in terms of learning about your community and getting experience campaigning in smaller-stakes environments.

11.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think even that is a stretch tbh.

11.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and of all the offices to run for, CD5, the district that was absolutely hammered by ICE, the place she was proud to work. running as a Democrat. against Ilhan Omar. Look, *I* could get more votes in that primary, and I am an idiot who yells on the internet for a living.

11.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

voluntarily joined ICE in April 2025 and is proud of her work there. voluntarily became a special AUSA during ICE surge. had a meltdown in court that, while entertaining and confirmed a lot of people's priors, was revealing about her character and abilities, not in a good way. sure, run for office!

11.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

yep, and pretty much every attempt that has come after has just not compared

11.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good lord i would rather lick tar

11.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it would be if i did not catastrophically suck at pool!

11.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Move over Femboy Hooters, we're eating at Transgender Chili's tonight!

11.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The dining room starts to cheer. Then they remember Transgender Chili’s is, nevertheless, Chili’s and fall silent.

11.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i'm not going back

11.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

29 years later, this still fucking sucks

11.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

manager walks in and says "i think JK Rowling and J*sse S*ngal make some intriguing points" and gets frog-marched out the door.

11.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly i sort of presume a mid-campaign reveal on that one

11.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

short shorts! no, gotta be shorter. no, i said *shorter*

11.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume this is an attempt to pivot to some sweet right-wing grifting, because it cannot be a serious campaign, come on.

11.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is fucking terrible but I can't stop snickering about how the headline makes it sound like a manager of the Transgender Chili's was fired and hell yes would eat at the Transgender Chili's

11.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

this comes up every time people want to yell at me about druuuuuuugggggs coming in from nefarious foreigners and, buddy, none of us would have drugs without CBP.

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100% this. And perhaps what I run into with the Hold Steady is that I already have Springsteen records (which I don't mean snottily - I will defend their cover of "Atlantic City" to my dying day, but more that they can feel superfluous)

11.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Space Humpin' $19.99 is one of my faves for that reason - it's so brash

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yessss. I loved Lifter Puller but the Hold Steady never clicked in the same way for me, perhaps because the former was more...angular, maybe? weirder, definitely (complimentary)

11.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

were you a Lifter Puller fan or nah?

11.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good christ

11.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

relatively niche music skeet here, but if you're feeling bleak, you can do a lot worse than listening to the new Mary Chapin Carpenter and @themountaingoats.bsky.social cover of World Party's "Put the Message in the Box."

11.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0