I think suing aliens would be hard, because their shiny jumpsuits would do a lot to get the jury on their side.
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I think suing aliens would be hard, because their shiny jumpsuits would do a lot to get the jury on their side.
(Tied to a chair in a empty room, lit by a single bare lightbulb)
"I'M TELLING YOU, I CAN'T REMEMBER."
"Well, we do have a certain tool for helping scum like you remember things. Officer... fetch the MADELEINE."
give a man a fish he will eat for a day. give a man fish dna and you will create an abomination that will beg you βplease kill meβ from its tank in the back of an illegal lab.
"Scamper! Scamper for your king, o spaniels!" -- King Charles I
Suspect is a white male, wearing Apple Bottom Jeans, boots with the fur.
solids, liquids, gasses, yeah. all good. but why not expand our horizons? eat delicious plasma. whip up a refreshing Bose-Einstein Condensate smoothie! nibble on a slice of Neutron Star Matter! all it takes is imagination and a supercollider to prepare fun nutritious snacks!
Hella Foggy, Episode 10: Hella Animated
Pixar, the Bay Areaβs animation scene, Gregβs new mic that barely works, kelp forests, Olympic gold for Alysa Liu, and Wayne talking about Star Wars forβ¦ a while. open.substack.com/pub/itsjustt...
Theory: Trump read Gravity's Rainbow and now thinks missiles can help with his boner issues.
dad! i made a tesseract!
why donβt you make a tesserclean room??
Playing the hottest hits of the 80s, the 70s, the Age of Steam, the Iron Age, the Interwar Period, the Jurassic, the Plank Epoch, the Age of Reason, and the 90s.
"Imagine" is a dumb song. Just cheap slop.
Australian Vowels:
A
E
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Honestly? Iβd actually love to be at a feast with a ghost. Sounds like a vibe.
my friend worked at (i think) Fat slice so he got to βknowβ Larry (can one know the north wind?). one day, my friend was in the city down by the powell cable car thingie and he saw Larry. βWhat are you doing out here Larry?β larry (shy, smiling): βyou knowβ¦ rare.β
him and his 90 kids
i forgot that youβre a cal weirdo
Notable Berkeley personalities who were lurking around the two times I lived there:
Hate Man
Bubble Lady
Larry Rare
Hitler Guy
Naked Guy
Guy in Leather Pants/Death In June T-Shirt
Labor Sec Robert Reich
Michael Chabon
Dino is a form of the greek word δΡινΟΟ (deinΓ³s), meaning "terrible"
That means that the Flintstones dog's name is literally "Terrible".
heβs REALLY loud. i hear him before i see him.
cat-sitting my friendβs little goon. he is the jolliest little meatloaf iβve ever met. constantly purring this loud.
mother do you think i should run for president?
Happy Lunar New Year! 𧧠Ep. 9 of Hella Foggy: SF celebrations, Chinatown fireworks, Colma's necropolis, a wayward humpback whale, David Letterman, Freemasonry, and fog. We had a plan. We did not stick to it.
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I - no lie - got a blister from sharpening pencils yesterday. Now if you'll excuse me, Nanny is calling me in for cucumber sandwiches and rest.
Picture a fox. Wrong! They are smaller than that.
sad about Robert Duvall, but iβd like to take this opportunity to remind people that Mad Magazineβs parody of Apocalypse Now was called A Crock of BEEP Now
The pottery scene in Ghost, but with a gyro spit
Episode 8 has dropped! Hella Presumptuous!
Episode 8 of Hella Foggy digs into the myths people cling to about the Bay Area. includes: a shameful confession of a movie marquee detournement, a dark cod liver oil family story, and, naturally, bread bowls
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what i love about buddhist art vs christian art is the buddha or bodhisattva usually looks like they would be comfortable farting.
i am not joking.
yes elvis and the beatles were very talented people, but can we stop having them resurrected every couple of years? there have been other very talented people in the past 60 years. Like Gwar.
