Stephen Blackmoore

Nobody move
Nobody make a sound
Let's just let these hackers work like we don't see them

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

"We've secretly replaced his coffee with a slap to the face. Let's see if he notices."

If he's that pissed off about it maybe he needs some Folger's instant at home.

And yet, so many Evel Knievel wannabes try to leap that gulf like it's the fucking Snake River.

feels like we're soon going to be seeing a lot more people who have gone all-in on AI grappling with "you're almost certainly going to end up liable for massive fuck-ups based on your work that incorporated GenAI, not the company who made the GenAI software that you used."

Every job. Every day.

EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN EA is laying off an unknown number of individuals from across its Battlefield teams, including workers at Criterion, Dice, Ripple Effect, and Motive Studios, IGN understands.

Classy of EA to announce layoffs on the first day of GDC.

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Imagine thinking that a guy who does this to you is actually gonna make you the prince of Cuba

Hard to try AI at The Hague.

Of course, trying the designers and people who deployed it is a different matter.

“We’ve narrowed down the suspects in this race track real estate scam to Quickdraw McGraw or Tennessee Tuxedo. Possibly even Chumley.”

Someone also pointed out that the first COVID circuit breaker tripped on... March 9, 2020

You don’t fucking say.

It’s a good thing an energy crisis and a conflict with Iran didn’t have any effect on a President and their party in the 1970s.

It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

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Post Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table. 4:19 PM • Mar 8, 2026 CEverybody can reply 276 reposts 699 quotes 685 likes 36 saves 184 ① 975 685

This is an irresponsible, misleading post that misrepresents what Leavitt said. There's enough awful stuff happening. Don't confuse people.

If only one asshole in Pennsylvania had gotten a little more range time.

My anxiety has never been better... no. Higher? Higher.

Granted. But there's a big difference between people enlisting and people being forced to enlist.

How long before his Mission Accomplished moment?

THIS. If you’re in central Glasgow tonight please close your windows; if you have to be out please wear the best mask you have available. If you can smell it, you’re at risk.

Oh, there will.

But most won’t because we weren’t attacked.

Basically 2+ hours in traffic.

Merely saying it’s a possibility (it isn’t) is going to fuck Republicans so hard and I am here for it.

A dearth of yeehaws.

"I just never realized John Wayne walked like that."

And in case you're wondering what that might look like, though for different reasons, might I direct you to California's Salton Sea.

Congratulations!