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Juan Martinez

@fulmerford.com

Author, dad, professor, doodler, loafer https://www.fulmerford.com

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10.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey fam: writer-in-residence applications for the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas are now open!

10.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
An odd four eyed sentient three and two birds

An odd four eyed sentient three and two birds

Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the annual forest reenactment of Robert Altman’s THREE WOMEN.

10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cyclops jellyfish thing on the left, a toothy and anatomically improbable multieyed giant fish on the left

A cyclops jellyfish thing on the left, a toothy and anatomically improbable multieyed giant fish on the left

Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the annual deep-sea reenactment of Louis Malle’s MY DINNER WITH ANDRE.

09.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
08.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just thought they were too busy collecting rare coins and growing leeks

08.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

…I adore the book (just finished vol 1) but omg completely missed this & possibly made some completely bonkers cultural assumptions about Scandinavian internet usage

08.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of us made a wish to be living in precedented times and the monkey’s paw gave us a forever war in the Middle East.

08.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Doodle of a Toothy six-armed grotesque w terrific, hairy legs, a little heart side-eyeing it

Doodle of a Toothy six-armed grotesque w terrific, hairy legs, a little heart side-eyeing it

live-action portrait of me trying to make an Important Point.

08.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women’s Day, please let us work in creative fields without being groped of ogled.

08.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

America believes their driver drives better when he’s drunk

07.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also: is not like we didn’t know. Like, he crashed the car already, repeatedly, and then America shoved the world into the car again.

07.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just because it’s happening doesn’t mean it’s normal.

07.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PERFECT

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want a retirement home that brings in a band every Sunday that does good Fugazi covers

06.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A collage of 5 doodles w grotesque tote bags

A collage of 5 doodles w grotesque tote bags

behold! every worrisome tote bag that crossed our path this week.

06.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is there shameless Chicago pandering? omg is there ever & there better fucking be & it works every time

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thousands gather to celebrate the life of Rev. Jesse Jackson at Chicago funeral: Live updates Joining family members and local leaders, former president Barack Obama gave a rousing speech at Friday's service at the House of Hope on the city's South Side.

I’m listening to the Jesse Jackson memorial on @wbez.org and the sheer power & force of the oratory, the intelligence & love & hope in the room in this day, of all days, is a reminder that we as a country can do so much better: chicago.suntimes.com/live/jesse-j...

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Love story novel cover by Erich Segal

Love story novel cover by Erich Segal

Ryan o Neal in love story

Ryan o Neal in love story

we cut out a lot of streaming this year so I swear to god that, for a hot second, I was convinced you all were talking about Erich Segal and Ryan O’Neal for some reason.

06.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America voted for a drunk driver and shoved the world into the car.

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

…Beck covered this one when he played Ravinia last year! With a full orchestra. It was glorious.

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just a gentle reminder that you can work out while watching the news so you can get your self-care AND your self-harm in at the same time.

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Doodle of a bill w an adorably drawn mouse or cat and my daughters name, Rosa, scrawled on it

Doodle of a bill w an adorably drawn mouse or cat and my daughters name, Rosa, scrawled on it

A lil 4yo hand drawing the bill

A lil 4yo hand drawing the bill

If anyone is freaking out about the current state of the US economy, pls know that my daughter has designed her own currency & u are welcome to use it

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

According to all reliable reports, your #awp26 book haul was interesting AND delicious.

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sharpie doodle of a tote bag that has all kinds of tentacles poking out of it

Sharpie doodle of a tote bag that has all kinds of tentacles poking out of it

Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the thing that took over your @awpwriter.org conference tote bag bc your book haul was just too interesting to pass up.

06.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Photo of a clay house that looks like an alarmed critter w googly eyes, the door a surprised mouth

Photo of a clay house that looks like an alarmed critter w googly eyes, the door a surprised mouth

the 10yo made a house

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So freaking excited for this!

Benson is one of my favorite deep-cut midcentury New Yorker stalwarts. (My other all time deep-cut fave is Jessamyn West.)

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aw!!! have so much fun in Baltimore!

05.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a bunch of adorable big eyed multilegged bugs, many of them carrying tote bags

a bunch of adorable big eyed multilegged bugs, many of them carrying tote bags

Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is all of us at the @awpwriter.org conference

05.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The girl is a secretary. She is facetious. All she wants is a box of matches.

05.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0