Carli Velocci 🔜 GDC

I've been at GDC for two hours and I only have two ribbons wtf

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

Riley and jonesy from Letterkenny getting texts from their moms who definitely have been fucking Shoresy

Can't believe I got to see the best plot twist in TV history

Good puppers!

GITTAAAAA

The one show where turning on subtitles makes it more confusing

I thought people were just talking about how nice it is to be an editor and edit criticism. Didn't know we were discoursing!!

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

The best time to stop using Grammarly was years ago. The second best time is right now

I have and it's WEIRD.

I watched a couple episodes of Shoresy last night and I still can't believe that's Jared Kesso.

I can't believe I got to experience the line "Fuck Lemony Snicket what a series of unfortunate events you've been through"

A Canada goose staring at its reflection in a window

🎵 Whoooo iiisss that goose I see.
Honking straight back at meeee 🎵

I'm wondering how easy it would be to figure out who this is, considering there's like five people left who can make six figures as a freelance journalist

A photo of the Yerba Buena Gardens. Food stands are set up with picnic tables

FYI for folks at home—the gardens aren’t blocked off. Now that setup’s complete, the barriers are behind the food stands for health/safety reasons.

The area will stay open the rest of the day after lunch wraps up.

congrats! So glad to not see the classic Vanilla design anymore

Same. Those I can't watch at work though

Yeah. Heated Rivalry was the reason I finally started watching it, even though I've known for years it was a show I would enjoy.

Middle school Carli thanks you for the validation

omg I'm so excited for you. Might be my favorite game of all time.

EA's propensity for mismanagement needs to be studied. This makes the "shove multiplayer into everything" era look tame by comparison

ah yes a post for me

Relatable honestly

Make a bad game? Laid off.

Make a good game that doesn’t sell? Laid off.

Make a great game that rehabilitates a series and sells great? Laid off.

I’m starting to identify a problem with this flowchart.

Oh yeah and I guess the whole, "Carli, you're not actually Jewish because your dad is Catholic" from my rabbi and other authority figures, but I only realized that was happening after I was mitzvah'd

It sounds dumb but being in early middle school and realizing that the Torah doesn't mention dinosaurs at all. Just kind of unravels from there.

I don't know what OS your phone has but I just use Google Calendar. It's pretty robust and the reminders option is pretty good.

absolutely. It definitely doesn't help the argument for a lot of people though. I know people use the "I don't want my tax dollars going to X" as a way to get out of wanting to fund actual programs and infrastructure, but the actual dumb shit feels like it's going to only strengthen that POV

I fully agree with you, but I wish my federal taxes didn't go to the dumbest shit possible.