high & off the wallflower

instead of crossing through the strait of hormuz, i would simply sail the other way

Kash Patel tasks Gina Carano to find Savannah Guthrie's mother

Four members of the National Guard standing at an intersection in Washington DC. They are standing back-to-back with each one facing a different direction so they can see all the danger coming their way. Not pictured: the danger.

National Guard units are still wandering around DC, and as far as I can tell they do... nothing.

But this morning I saw a group of four CamoKids walking down the street, and when they got to the corner they did a little formation, and I just thought it was the funniest thing.

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

they don't even pretend to touch fent anymore smh. lazy ass

No more woke FBI. Any agent who doesn't beat their wife is OUT

File under “all timer”:

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists

A lot of discussion right now about How To Fix All This and one of my ideas is the Toddler New Deal. Policies based on stuff like "Clean up after yourself" and "You have to share with the other kids"

i’m beaned up rn

Wanker 47

New Trump merch

fell for it again award recipients

the solution is simple.

[lays down on back in three piece suit and loafers] get down here and fight me, criminal

An oil tanker, stopping before the Strait of Hormuz to unload its cargo onto a giant oil carrying donkey which transports the oil across land to another oil, tanker, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely

Can this be a solution?

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

Baseball is the BEST

Baseball is so much better with people dancing and singing and banging on drums throughout the whole game. A better world is possible.

"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino

"We're gonna put an oil tanker up Phil's ass"

“We’re going to look very strong at the straits” right before has me dying

Espresso is a PED

donny proffit

earlier today the president was like "I didnt know iran had boats."

the whole piece was fun but this is the part i am still thinking about tonight

Insane that it takes 2/3rds of Congress to overrule the president unilaterally taking the country to war. Even more insane that the only thing we're talking about isn't how to change that. You'll never get a better demonstration of why it's bad than a senile TV dumbass blowing shit up

The first three-home run game in WBC history!!!!! VINNIE PASQUANTINO

The important thing to remember is that The Big Bang Theory, a multi-camera show, spun off Young Sheldon, a single-camera show, which then spun off George and Mandy’s First Marriage, a multi-camera show. This is the first time in tv history that this has happened. We live in unprecedented times!!!!