high & off the wallflower

the 2015 nxt mark version of myself is absolutely DISGUSTED at the sight of tomasso ciampa teaming with ftr

fuck the revival

I refuse to take the bait from some fuckin guy who just gets to call himself “The Editorial Board.” I’m smarter than that

crude photoshop of a zeppelin airlifting an oil tanker

can this be a solution?

Jon Morosi @jonmorosi X.com Clayton Kershaw will be removed from the U.S. roster after the quarterfinal, Mark DeRosa said, meaning that Friday's game vs. Canada will be his final day on the active roster. @MLBNetwork

Please let his final hitter faced be Josh Naylor with a home run. Inshallah

Riggedy rao is coming

We cannot stop mass deportations without seriously reckoning with the American obsession with arrests and prosecutions.

thinking of the west bloomfield, michigan jewish community and hoping everyone stays safe.

this post and thread should be in clinics about cognitive dissonance

Can this be a solution?

Post blocked Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com Hi grown ass man what are you doing in your daily life to fight the ongoing genocide your government is supporting while judging students for not doing enough? 3:13 PM • Mar 12, 2026 3 reposts 40 likes

My one and only interact with editorialboard. Sad. I thought he’d have some good tactics we could all follow to combat the genocide he cares about so much

A photo of the Royals dugout bench and an espresso machine with #9, #14, and Italian flag stickers. Text on the graphic reads, "Beaned up."

Sleep is for the weak.

people tell me i'm a contrarian and i say yep i just might be

You’re very confused about who is making the bad faith argument

I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

Shitty "where are the campus protests now?" bad faith skeet with a "Joined Nov '24" label (and 100+ blocks too)

mr good faith disabled quotes out of cowardice but the label remains undefeated

Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.

kamala's last soldier found on remote island still fighting war against college sophomores 30 years later

Feels like we are getting closer to a deal ac Latest league proposal 張品 Just so you have on background- no attribution to me or the league.. here are some updates •WNBA latest proposal includes: • A salary cap of $6.2M, up from $1.5M in 2025 - a more than 4x increase. • An average salary starting at $570K in year one and growing to $850K in year six - a significant bump for middle tier players. • Max salaries exceeding $1.3M growing to nearly $2M.

SCREAMING at Holly Rowe leaving the sourcing in her tweet and revealing it came from the league. Holly’s never been a journalist but this is fully amateur hour from a long-time member of the media.

can confirm, as a 20-year gambino stan, my initial reaction was ... ok

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

the next time a reporter asks a Republican "how will you pay for it" will be the first time

Telling the world you ran out of bombs after sucker-punching world superpowers <checks notes> Venezuela and Iran is not a flex. In fact, it makes us look like the blowhard paper tiger we are. You killed public education to fund the military for decades and ran out of bombs in two weeks

the thing that galls me about any I Fell For It Article is that it always centers the largely emotional “suffering” of the article’s privileged subject and rarely if ever even mentions the material suffering of MAGA’s victims. they always get a stage whether they’re jumping on or off the bandwagon

Paddington in NPR Tiny Desk Concert

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1823

Book an Appointment with Mr Goon

I found the world's most unfortunate name for a wrist doctor

TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50

instead of crossing through the strait of hormuz, i would simply sail the other way

Kash Patel tasks Gina Carano to find Savannah Guthrie's mother