12.03.2026 01:16
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Beaver
BOUNCE
11.03.2026 23:51
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3piecemedia.bsky.social has blocked me
AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET
11.03.2026 23:48
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what noooooo how did that happennnnn
11.03.2026 23:41
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naw you're over 18
11.03.2026 23:36
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*projectile vomits blood and viscera and a bone flies out*
11.03.2026 23:29
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"i'm a creator" is technically a phrase that is correct but it still grosses me tf out
11.03.2026 23:16
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how come your grandma dont just use the regular door
11.03.2026 22:44
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im gonna do it
im gonna fucken do it boof
11.03.2026 22:41
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no i agree with this completely
for one thing, fuck that armpit ass weather
11.03.2026 22:38
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serves no purpose whatsoever, but sure, you can censor any w*rd you like!
11.03.2026 22:37
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crashing into a bank because i found a cool envelope with maths
11.03.2026 22:36
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AI slop sucks
11.03.2026 22:32
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SHRIMP
andwhitewine
11.03.2026 22:24
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i just wanted one screwdriver
11.03.2026 22:16
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welcome to the ibuprofen club
11.03.2026 22:15
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i take it back, you're FUCKED marie!!!
11.03.2026 22:03
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me: bring my screwdriver back bud
kid: returns with two (2) plastic spoons
"heres the screwdriver dad"
11.03.2026 22:03
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you can say "kill" on the internet, dad isn't home
11.03.2026 21:53
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its so fuckin funny that you can say "i voted for her" but if you werent GIDDY about it- well by god that makes you a straight up racist or something
11.03.2026 21:46
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it looks like PS2
11.03.2026 21:45
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did you feel that just now?
11.03.2026 21:42
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kinda wish you woulda said that before i was 14 dicks deep
11.03.2026 21:41
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i would suck a hundred dicks for a cold vernors right now
11.03.2026 21:27
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nah you'll be fine marie. im old as fuck physically but mentally i still feel like... well... your age.
the worst part isn't the number, its the fact that if i sit wrong my back hurts for a week
11.03.2026 21:36
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imagine the sound of that thing smackin the cold floor if she dropped it
11.03.2026 21:34
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300 and a redpop
11.03.2026 21:32
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the cure to all illnesses is actually Vernors
11.03.2026 14:39
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i would suck a hundred dicks for a cold vernors right now
11.03.2026 21:27
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straight up scum suckin fuckos
11.03.2026 21:22
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