Lee Porte

Send it to Big Clive

Has The Fail ever had a journalist working there?

Did they get access to all the resources to properly study for that degree? Or did they just get a piece of paper? Do universities have a returns department?

Did you pay your employer large sums of money that will result in debt for the next 30 years to do this? Having agreed the purchase of your product was what was delivered not up to the agreed standard?

I have met one. Intellectually challenged by a hamster is my assessment of them.

How about bsky.app/profile/will...

Number of guests definitely makes sense. As often there is pressure to invite great aunt Flossie and the offspring of parents friends etc. Niceness of venue tends to be an own choice.

What the hell is the event?

May you be sofa king happy and your bottom comfortable.

Isn't his little sportsball team reliant on players from overseas?

Got to love a typo. Screenshit is my favorite.

Relocate to Derbyshire, where "duck" is the go to.

Dyslexia word blindness strikes again!

And a religious one too

Reform faces police investigation after distributing letters from ‘concerned neighbour’ in byelection campaign Material did not have legally obligatory imprint clarifying that it was funded and distributed by political party

hahahahahahahaha fucking hell you're not meant to get CAUGHT you silly cunts

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Soup by Sels

Ah, delivery to random neighbors. It'll confuse them.

Freezer bags are your friend here.

Can't help much with stopcocks, but www.fountain-filters.co.uk are brilliant. Small company and know their stuff.

I see fairly poor support for the PRS sector, it gifts money to landlords to increase the value of their assets at little advantage for the tenants. The rest looks to focus on the owner occupier that meets the fuel poverty threshold. Not well thought out in my option.

Households earning under £35k and owning a home. I suspect little to zero overlap in that venn diagram.

Some people really need to undertake an off-site that details how to remove ones head from ones own rectum.

It really doesn't help the perception of "the blob" by the wider public.

1. This short thread is about the issue that dominates almost every aspect of politics, and causes or exacerbates most of our problems: the extreme wealth of a small number of people. Here’s the amazing thing: almost the entire political class aligns with the ultra-rich against the rest. 🧵1/10

Ah, yeah I can dig that now.

Any idea why Germany chose a mode of transport?

This isn't another VAT issue is it?

Except when they question Nigel Farage☹️

Depends on what it is. Bad parking, get over it. Something that caused you actual harm in some way, probably not.

Depends on cat size.