Mr.Tanktop

Lib

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

if you're having the worst year of your life this is just a reminder that you're not special and everything can and will get worse-- hope this helps!

Many of this are left cold by this. I sure am. But this - the kind of performative Andrew Tate cartoon-masculinity, the clumsy swagger, the maundering braggadocio, the needy desperate I‘M A MANLY MAN I’M A MANLY MAN, speaks to a howling void of inadequacy in some people’s souls.

It sucks but puts me right back into the nihilism last year brought.

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

My 9th grade physics teacher said “well, I don’t get paid to let y’all watch tv” right after the second plane hit.

one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

@cblunt58.bsky.social you were great on the nolecast btw. Would love to see you on more regularly. Just thought I’d pass it along.

Beautiful, large breasted infrastructure

Thank you, President Trump

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

(youth pastor voice) you know who else totally destroyed the Chipotle restroom

The extent to which the whole tariff bit comes down to Trump being dead certain that the rest of the world is Ripping Us Off but being too stupid/impatient to learn or understand what that would actually mean...as an increasingly innumerate man it is honestly inspiring. I feel seen. I feel valid.

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

God I’m just sick of even talking about Musk. Repellent in every way. The least charming man in history, a horrible father, pretends he’s good at video games, posts like a stunted and humorless high schooler, thinks being mean to him should be illegal. All of those traits could be apolitical

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

Excellent

Word

There a thought on who we’re getting?

Yeah

That was the most creative play all we’ve had all year

At the very very least

Happy for Toafili