Horadric Cune 🦝📦

These are actually really good.

Found this in the supermarket today

California license plate with text "FF XIV".

Customer: FINAL FANTASY 14
DMV: XIV 14

Verdict: DENIED

closely monitoring the lizard situation

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro. Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling. Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself? Green: Iaaah! Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling. Blue: I didn't mean to startle you. Green: It's okay.

maybe some bluesky plant nerd can identify him for me so i can figure out what he needs

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

warcraft capybara (very important!!!)

Wow, we really are back to 2012 storage prices. I recently remembered I have 2 HDDs sitting around unused.

hello nerds, casual reminder to stay hydrated

Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it

A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running

The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP

A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat

A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad

a watercolor of a cute animal airplane

the petliner... yay

ADDERALL FOR BRIDGE TOURNAMENTS? BRIDGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS BILLIONS GOOD FOR DIPSHIT. MORE WEALTH THAN MOST COUNTRIES AND YOU PLAY BRIDGE, A GAME YOU PLAY SO BADLY YOU NEED ADDERALL TO PERFORM?

The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of

My Apology

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

Berks!

World of Warcraft is practically an operating system

It's important for everyone to see this

the squinting brothers

She wants to steal my spaget (yes I’m watching the Minecraft movie)

“Why is my water bottle talking to the internet?“
— @alynn.co.uk in response to the sound of a bottle of carbonated water

I like this guy in Pluribus

drawing of a raccoon sleeping on a log with his paws and tail hanging down while snow falls, behind him is a circular cut out background of a wintery forest. his fur is shades of brown and cream

the peace of snow 🌨️🦝
(2024)

real Krampus hours

I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨