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Belinda πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸš€

@twoexfortyfive

Only really look at this when the match is on. Welsh Ellen Ripley, terrible at the back (right) she/her/they/ynwa 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 L8 via SA4 via SE16

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Latest posts by Belinda πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸš€ @twoexfortyfive

The last time a Tudor got this badly embarrassed by the Spanish, England schismed christianity.

10.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

TO DARE IS TO DO

10.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Here come the hotsteppa

28.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your posts always appear as β€˜rude’ so every time is like a little surprise when I open them. This was good.

28.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All you Milos haters can kiss my ass.

28.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Up the sunshine oblong reds

28.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

North London forever… apart from 26 years in Woolwich.

22.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sky Germany: β€˜Today it’s not To Dare is To Do; it’s Tudor is To Do.’

Abolish punditry.

22.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Technical issues?! THE GAME’S GONE CLIVE

22.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Invigorate me

28.01.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This season is a social experiment

22.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you must, on Valentine’s Day…

14.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t you dare take that seagull head off.

14.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The things that go through my mind while tense games are played.

11.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For a premier league stadium, this pitch is atrocious. Legs are broken by fucking bobbles.

11.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I broke my ankle playing roller derby in 2011. I was convinced I was ok, popped my shoes on and walked out of the Brixton Rec into a taxi to A&E. I also wore a gum shield.

You and me Wataru, you and me.

11.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Convince me Trent didn’t piss on a goalpost before he left to curse every single right back or player attempting to play right back for us.

11.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bangarang

11.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keen eyes also spotted this… threeexfortyfive is my evil doppelgΓ€nger

11.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hehe! How did you know 😘

11.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big lol evening in the Barclays.
Heheheh sickos.

10.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahah 😘

08.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a safe space I’m sure… I was stood behind a mildly famous LFC young Instagram guy tonight. Loud mouth prick with the most online opinions I’ve ever heard expressed IRL.

08.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

This.

After Jota died we all said β€˜we’ll forgive them if they have a weird year’, and seemingly we are fickle and we actually can’t.

08.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mighty Red is a they/them

08.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More grown men sharing bags of fizzy strawberry laces at the football please.

08.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Manchester City and everything it stands for, obvs, but I will never not enjoy seeing Kolo TourΓ©.

08.02.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just overheard James Pearce tell someone he thinks 3-1 Liverpool so here we fucking go

08.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ibou having his best game in months after losing his dad a week ago, then scoring a very funny goal. Thanks Reds I’m crying.

31.01.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought we were embarrassingly shite until we scored and now I don’t give a fuck

31.01.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0