I'm very glad they explained this (or at least promised an explanation). I felt like I was losing my mind
10.03.2026 20:23
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I'm very glad they explained this (or at least promised an explanation). I felt like I was losing my mind
Yeah, like, the prizes are kinda the point—but no one is watching the Oscars hoping for nothing but acceptance speeches.
Remember the year that some winners weren’t allowed to get out of their seats? Every effort to shorten the broadcast is bad and also fails
not at all it’s just hard to see past the dick
Cutting musical numbers (3/5), of all things, is such goofy decision-making. Let the Oscars be long, I say!
wait you have a face?
Good tip, Jason!
Me, a white male, except that it’s only my hairy arm and stomach wrapped in a brightly colored blanket
No really what time is it
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"
This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.
Don’t forget the weird-as-hell sequel!
I...didn't know you had more in you...
OMG GIVE THEM A KISS FOR ME ❤️
Me, a white male in a ratty-ass Superman cap and a striped sweater. Expression is confused and very stupid.
ok but when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
At Disney I’m just all like “I wanna go back to Epcot!”
I shan’t be made to choose
I’m sorry and also sorry that I laughed
Sorry that my steaming hot take of "I don't love Gavin Newsom let's maybe see who else is out there" has been so triggering to people.
There's some way cool stuff here for a great cause. And, even beyond the biggest names, it's an impressive list of LGBTQIA2+ writers you might not have tried yet.
Sorry my suggestion that people get active in the political process has been so triggering for you, random faceless stranger. You have a great day doing nothing.
How about fuck off? Is that grown up enough for you?
Any tighter and they’d pop right off
Good morning!
I don’t know what the prize is, but you just won it
A very reasonable way to start the day!
You too, James! Hope you’re having a great day
Me, sitting at a weight bench and wearing a Crowley High School tee
Good morning or whatever I don’t know what time it is
Changed my life.
Oooh that’s a good one!
Yeah, also that.
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