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Slutty Orestes for reach or whatever

11.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
19th century engraving depicting Orestes, in armor and cape, holding a short sword and looking, frankly, a little slutty

19th century engraving depicting Orestes, in armor and cape, holding a short sword and looking, frankly, a little slutty

Some of y’all have never studied Aeschylian tragedy with its lessons on navigating the moral compromises inherent in the universal human conflicts between oikos and polis AND IT SHOWS

11.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's literally a vid of me eating breakfast and I'm suing you for being mean

11.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's just for the sexy people

11.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you in a Greek tragedy?

11.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Me, a dumb white male, in a bathrobe

Me, a dumb white male, in a bathrobe

Might fuck around and eat some oatmeal idk. Happy Wednesday, fam. Get your fiber

11.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very glad they explained this (or at least promised an explanation). I felt like I was losing my mind

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, like, the prizes are kinda the pointβ€”but no one is watching the Oscars hoping for nothing but acceptance speeches.

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember the year that some winners weren’t allowed to get out of their seats? Every effort to shorten the broadcast is bad and also fails

10.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not at all it’s just hard to see past the dick

10.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cutting musical numbers (3/5), of all things, is such goofy decision-making. Let the Oscars be long, I say!

10.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

wait you have a face?

10.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good tip, Jason!

10.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Me, a white male, except that it’s only my hairy arm and stomach wrapped in a brightly colored blanket

Me, a white male, except that it’s only my hairy arm and stomach wrapped in a brightly colored blanket

No really what time is it

10.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2911 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 13
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Don’t forget the weird-as-hell sequel!

10.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I...didn't know you had more in you...

09.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG GIVE THEM A KISS FOR ME ❀️

09.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Me, a white male in a ratty-ass Superman cap and a striped sweater. Expression is confused and very stupid.

Me, a white male in a ratty-ass Superman cap and a striped sweater. Expression is confused and very stupid.

ok but when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

09.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

At Disney I’m just all like β€œI wanna go back to Epcot!”

09.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I shan’t be made to choose

09.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry and also sorry that I laughed

09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry that my steaming hot take of "I don't love Gavin Newsom let's maybe see who else is out there" has been so triggering to people.

09.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There's some way cool stuff here for a great cause. And, even beyond the biggest names, it's an impressive list of LGBTQIA2+ writers you might not have tried yet.

09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry my suggestion that people get active in the political process has been so triggering for you, random faceless stranger. You have a great day doing nothing.

09.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How about fuck off? Is that grown up enough for you?

09.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any tighter and they’d pop right off

09.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning!

09.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what the prize is, but you just won it

09.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0