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whats up with his skin man why does he look like that way in every photo

gulp 😨

i remember watching with a buddy in high school on his 1440x900 ass pc monitor and it was one of the best afternoons of my life.

we had a little bit of that during the Biden years when everyone got bored of the economy being Fine and all the tiktoks i kept getting were young adults whining about being made to clock in at the Emails Factory so now gas is $100.

also of course lots of Hispanic adults go to the movies. they always be bringing their whole ass family to the movies!! 🥀 🥀 🥀

movie bros are all mexican now......sad to say.....

its cuz they be on that damn Phone

feels like too many people avoid exercising because of how exhausted they get doing it, but they're literally missing the point:

if you're too exhausted to overthink or ruminate or stay up until 2am or whatever thats actually a Good thing

"you what else sucks? having a job where you can slack off a lot. and going for a walk on your break. and planning vacations. i'm about to blow my shit smoove off just thinking about it"

"yeah guys, you know what sucks? having a job. and a car. and a place to live that isn't with 5 family members or roommates. that shit is ass"

i think it's awesome to do keep doing this bit of describing the ability to hold down a 9-5 office job as Ultra Hell when like half of everyone's friends are unemployed right now

they're coming out with a new kitty

Doing the Casey Kasem top 40 radio show, but instead I start listing off the games being played on Steam.

don't hand me a fucking business card hand me a gay autismo fidget toy with your Telegram on it

I don’t feel like making any inconvenient sacrifices for my beliefs. Cool if I paint everyone who does as an idiot and a failure

yeah nice try but i aint playing that bulllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

easy trap for the self-impressed technologist to believe "oh, it's better that I, an ethical person, works on this evil product, instead of a hypothetical unethical person" — as if massive institutions are often changed by their "ethical" employees. a comfortable trap for Very Special People

i get where they're coming, but idk i don't need my doctor to hold my hand and pat me on the back like a scared child, i just want to get better lol.

this whole "[healthcare profession] is really rude why cant they be more human" back and forth convo that happens online, while understandable, has people talking as if taking care of people all day in their lowest/worst moments is the same kind of stress as stocking shelves at the grocery store

a poster for the american century shows a robot and a statue ALT: a poster for the american century shows a robot and a statue

price of v-bucks went up its fucking over pull your money out of the bank right fucking now

old people love to bitch that no one has manners anymore, then hold a decades-long grudge against a Costco manager for not making the whole store apologize over their mom’s prescription that wasn’t ready

you sick fucks.

furries have gotta stop of these little bitch ass stickers they keep handing out. you gotta get on this 4imprint shit dude. put your fursona on a fidget cube bro.

scavenging* look man whatever lesbian sex ok. focus here.

i like arc raiders for lots of reasons but a big one is living out my fantasy of scavening thru post-apocalyptic ruins topside with my partner and then going back underground to have unwashed lesbian sex together.

@patsenner.puppypawjob.gay and i have been spending time after work watching the x-files on TV and its awesome. we are living some real 90s primetime TV vibes rn.

insane i havent been to many of the states in this country. what am i doing with my life man