Unboxing the #MacBookNeo Citrus at work, all gather round:
"I've never seen a colour like it," says one.
"Obviously you've never changed the nappy of a nursing three week old baby," says mother of two.
Silence.
"You've totally ruined this for me now," says ex-happy Neo owner.
I think I'm going to be violently, copiously sick.
Finder Neo with Clarus on a leash?
"The only limit is your imagination."
News just in: Myrient, the server with the largest collections of ROMS & old console titles on the web, is closing at the end of March. myrient.erista.me
Could this be Apple's "Fiftieth Anniversary Macintosh"?
(Personally, I don't really care what the FAM ends up looking like but they'd better use the whole 'Macintosh' name.)
PSA: New abbreviation to enter common usage: ai;dr
Sorry Mr. Beast, but your plan on influencing teens by buying the 'Step' banking app isn't going to work.
"Dad, he's the Elon Musk of Youtubers, I don't want anything to do with that."
QTP with a trio of awesomeness!
Canard! Pato! Anka! Ow!
America, you're so screwed.
Pretty much.
Are yas gonna come quietly, or do I has ta rough yas up!
Australians still sporting an iPhone 8, 8 Plus or iPhone X are advised *NOT* to update to iOS v16.7.13, released Tuesday by Apple.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
A chart from 2023 giving a breakdown of car colours by percentage in the USA.
... then there's this. The Trout, as so named by @nanoraptor.danamania.com
Over three quarters of all cars in America are either white, black, or one of fifty shades of grey in between.
Meanwhile in Australia ...
PS: Bonus points (and an extra mention in the official acknowledgements when the book comes out) if he can get the sound of an original 400k 'Hippo' drive and an 800k (DD) drive in action reading and ejecting a disk.
Calling all floppies, calling all floppies ... David Pogue needs some help. He wants to include an audio file of a Macintosh floppy drive in action, but so far hasn't been able to find anything on the web. Can anyone help? (FB shortlink: tinyurl.com/yevdashe )
Why you should never EVER subscribe to media influencer channels on YT, TikTok or other services: They can collect AND SELL your personal data.
www.forbes.com/sites/martin...
Scary news for electronic musicians as one of the best-known names in the business faces closure: www.musicradar.com/music-tech/n...
Remember when people started putting their iPhones up on FBM/eBay because they still had Fortnite running on them? Same thing's happening again but now they're advertising "Still runs iOS 18", according to a segment on NPR.
When mainstream media goes "iOS 26 sucks" it's really bad.
The tough part about improvising a home cinema on the #ISS was finding a spot where everyone would be comfortable ... for varying degrees of comfortable.
"There's not much space out in space!"
So you want to work in IT, do you?
The built-in battery level display was always a much-appreciated feature, too.
Y'know what I miss most on MacBooks?
Socketed RAM & storage?
No, 98% of laptops go to e-waste with the config they shipped with.
Glowing logo in the lid?
Close; it's not a Mac if the logo doesn't glow.
What I miss most is the sleep LED.
I herb you people like puns.
A metal sign that reads: Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad"
Now I do.
The latest issue of PALEBOY - The Magazine of Dirty Archaeology - has just hit the rock-stands.
It won't be long before they unveil Microsoft Copilot Copilot, a service to explain which Copilot-branded product is the one you're actually looking for.
"The novelty of Seiko's first color TV wrist watch palled after learning it required surgical alteration of the wrist to accomodate the CRT."
