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Oof…what I found comfortable at 16, I don’t find comfortable at 58… Fuck it, I put upright bars on a nice, Italian racing bike and have no regrets.

There are boats that can carry THAT boat. :>

Quality pony!

WTaF!?

Well done!

So many skilz. 👍

Me and The Irishman in happier times

Archival Snootage 🦄

MKS Sylvans are still my go-to pedals. As god intended. 👍

With the elk it's Moar Points, Moar Bandwidth.

Yes, it's CAT6.

CAT5. If you go wireless, the elk will come down at night and download pr0n.

"It's fun" is criminally underrated by almost everyone except romance fans.

Yeah…there’s always a new hotness.

Does that guy realize that nobody will read what he's writing?

I at least have the glasses 👍

Two weeks from today, Trace Elements by @adapalmer.bsky.social and me will be out in the world.

Here are my author copies! Contains the history of SF publishing from Lucian of Samosata on, why I read, an examination of why SF and fantasy might be disguised as each other, lots and lots more!

Remember folks: you never own your Tesla.

All I can hear is my dermatologist screaming "Those weapons will not protect you!"

The cover of THE LAST HOUR BETWEEN WORLDS, then the cover of THE LAST SOUL AMONG WOLVES, and then a big fancy question mark

Time to reveal the title for The Echo Archives book 3!!!

Guess a letter in the comments, and if you guess correctly, I'll fill it in! See how early you can guess the full title! (If you've already seen it on my Patreon, shhhhh!)

THE LAST _ _ _ _ IN THE _ _ _ _

Just like you asked for, Boss.

On one hand, I LOVE stories set in the 1920s. OTOH, they continually remind me that the 2020s suck. That said, Jordan's books are great. 👇

It's like someone read Stephen King's "Quitter's Inc." and thought "Excellent Business Plan!"

Wait...is this a problem actual people have?

This shouldn't work, but it kinda does. 👍

Yeah, that happens a lot, but it’s kinda fun, too.

TBF, that's like 2 dozen ribeye steaks...

That seemed obvious to me, even as a child. I mean, after "What's Opera, Doc?" you sorta start looking for that. :) I definitely missed the Foghorn Leghorn Senator parody, though. :0

This is incredibly smart

Interesting. The amount of time the driver has to respond once it looks like the Cybertruck isn't going to slow and turn is essentially zero. The only way to have enough situational awareness to actually recover from a failure like this is if...you're just driving to begin with.

I've had horses old enough to be a senator and to be honest, he was smarter than Ron Johnson...