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Because they're spineless idiots.

11.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but then that'll be the day a sinkhole opens up...

11.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

O_o

11.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American media literacy is...not great.

11.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, though I'm much more opinionated on _spoons_ for some reason.

One of these days I need to actually buy silverware and not just make do on 50 years of hand-me-downs...

11.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Harsh, but fair.

11.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

O_o

11.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Un poster intitulΓ© "Les fromages" sur lequel on voit plein de petits fromages anthropomorphisΓ©s.

Un poster intitulΓ© "Les fromages" sur lequel on voit plein de petits fromages anthropomorphisΓ©s.

Je prΓ©pare des trucs.

11.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16

Yes it did happen, now it happens less. Mostly because it's a combination of smoking, flatulence and terrible, terrible luck. People smoke less now, so folks are less likely to fall victim to that particular triumvirate of personal disaster.

11.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
You find cross country courses in the oddest places...

You find cross country courses in the oddest places...

Archival SnootageπŸ¦„

11.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof…what I found comfortable at 16, I don’t find comfortable at 58… Fuck it, I put upright bars on a nice, Italian racing bike and have no regrets.

11.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are boats that can carry THAT boat. :>

10.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quality pony!

10.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WTaF!?

10.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well done!

10.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many skilz. πŸ‘

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me and The Irishman in happier times

Me and The Irishman in happier times

Archival Snootage πŸ¦„

10.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MKS Sylvans are still my go-to pedals. As god intended. πŸ‘

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the elk it's Moar Points, Moar Bandwidth.

10.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, it's CAT6.

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

CAT5. If you go wireless, the elk will come down at night and download pr0n.

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"It's fun" is criminally underrated by almost everyone except romance fans.

10.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah…there’s always a new hotness.

10.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does that guy realize that nobody will read what he's writing?

10.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I at least have the glasses πŸ‘

10.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Two weeks from today, Trace Elements by @adapalmer.bsky.social and me will be out in the world.

Here are my author copies! Contains the history of SF publishing from Lucian of Samosata on, why I read, an examination of why SF and fantasy might be disguised as each other, lots and lots more!

10.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Remember folks: you never own your Tesla.

10.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I can hear is my dermatologist screaming "Those weapons will not protect you!"

10.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of THE LAST HOUR BETWEEN WORLDS, then the cover of THE LAST SOUL AMONG WOLVES, and then a big fancy question mark

The cover of THE LAST HOUR BETWEEN WORLDS, then the cover of THE LAST SOUL AMONG WOLVES, and then a big fancy question mark

Time to reveal the title for The Echo Archives book 3!!!

Guess a letter in the comments, and if you guess correctly, I'll fill it in! See how early you can guess the full title! (If you've already seen it on my Patreon, shhhhh!)

THE LAST _ _ _ _ IN THE _ _ _ _

10.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1