GreenockScatman (Commentary account)

Meta runs a website where you can connect with your school buddies, a chatbot and serves ads. It's patently ridiculous for it to have as many employees as it does.

I'm not joking when I say "the Iran fandom" by the way. There's people out there who have basically brainwashed themselves by watching things like Houthi fancams into thinking Iran is secretly a military and economic superpower. It's wild.

The Iran fandom seems to think that when the opps are reasonably sure your leader is still alive, the war is going their way.

It’s easy to look at Kafka and go “what was that guy thinking with the bug thing?” but then you’ll have a rough week and go “that Kafka guy was cooking with that because I feel like a dang bug!”

The Integrated Survivability "Onion" Don't post Don't get followed Don't be RT'd Don't get ratio'd Don't be the main character Technology driven. Warfighter focused.

a few more of these (token limit resets tonight, so I had an LLM spin on creating more of these, I'm sharing my favorites)

First: PAREIDOLIA

What's really gonna grind your gears is a couple of decades down the road there's likely gonna be some kind of a VR thing that becomes popular, which will cause people to remember Zuck as an ahead of his time visionary.

President of Estonia went into a huff and blocked me when I said his country only became independent in the 90s. He was counting from the original independence date in the like 1910s or something.

Did you know that nobody has ever been killed by a gorilla? No documented cases, ever!

Pop pop would wake up at 5am to harvest goopgel nutricubes from the garden. and we'd wake up to the smell of Gram them frying them up

someone suggested to me the other day that the biggest ai haters are the "smartest guy at thanksgiving dinner" types, because LLMs actually displace their social role of being stuck up know-it-alls to uninformed people

it's sort of obviously true if you look at certain banner examples

People who are super anti AI will see a video like this and become enraged

It's wild to me how that particular cartoon style is immediately recognizable as AI, and obviously distinct from how any human cartoonist draws things, but I'm unable to specifically articulate how. It's like, IDK, is this like the statistical average of a newspaper cartoon?

Man I think "Marcus O'Rlyus" would have made numbers back in the day when that owl pic was a meme

I don't care how viral they go, I'm not going to learn the names and faces of fast food company CEOs.

(Sagaciously) Hurf people, durf people

I like it when podcasters spell out P-A-T-R-E-O-N in their plug, presumably for the audience members who are both too stupid to figure it out, but also love to listen to the minutiae of Soviet History or whatever.

lotta y'all were never told "lurk moar" and it shows

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Libertarians feared a future where you need a government license to make toast in your own damn toaster, but we're headed for a future where you need a monthly subscription instead!

Leftists watching their beloved Hamas, Hezbollah and Iran all get wrecked by Israel over two years —

Oh no, that's the faction that got slimed by obsolete communications tech. I'm sure Israel will be shaking in their boots.

I don't think Iranian military is going to endlessly risk their lives for a chance to blast their bottle rockets at some posh hotels in the Gulf, but that's just me. They got more sense than that.

Gonna get into using the 🥀🥀 emoji more. It's very good. Maybe combined with 😔🥀

Nah it's nowhere near closed, you can check it on marinetraffic in real time. You can even set the filters to only show oil tankers!

Say what you will, Scoiattolo is right.

What fight? All they're doing is lobbing their bottle rockets at hotels in the Gulf.

The first monuments of the mullah regime in Iran are getting toppled.