Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
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Everything I do reminds me of you.
✦ #pokopia ✦
why did you try that 😭
THERE WAS A SHOWTIME TODAY LAST-MINUTE LET'S FUCKING GO
Hey, I just met you
And this is hazy
but here's my number
I'm Patrick Swayze
it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”
literally some of the earliest memories i have are being unable to sleep. long before i had the 24/7 screen access that fucked up everyone else's sleep schedules, i would simply lay in the dark, staring at the ceiling, for hours at a time. what do you mean this isn't just how the human body works
as someone who's suffered from lifelong chronic insomnia it is mind-boggling and infuriating to know that some freaks are able to sleep just by turning off the lights, laying down, and closing their eyes. what the fuck is wrong with you
look i'm sorry but objectively look at those eyes. the way they shrunk the bridge of the nose. the simplified shape of the hair. it's way more anime than the old style and feels like it's going for a much "cuter" look than was originally intended
as a non-xenoblade fan, the left one looks a little uncanny but i do like its general vibe more than the generic anime look on the right
I GOT MY SPAGHETTI AND IT WAS DELICIOUS
literally the only streaming subscriptions i had were Plex and @dropout.tv. now the only streaming subscription i have is Plex. the complete non-answer to this betrayal of the fundamental values their staff have claimed to have is extremely disheartening.
i haven't slept and forgot it was pokemon day
do you think will smith would have invented hamlet if he grew up to watchrick and norty
i want a big bowl of spaghetti. with meatball and sauce tonato. unfortunately it is 2 am and my teeth are minty due to their brushing
my favorite pokemon is skorupi. i love my silly little bug and nothing in the pokemon franchise will ever be cute nor cool enough to surpass my love for her. i keep a skorupi sitting cutie my girlfriend gave me for our anniversary on my desk shelf and she watches and protects me
i'm not even particularly good at it (certainly not as good as the actual engineer friends i've played with in the past) but god damn it just consumes you
every time i pick factorio up again i'm forced to remember why its community calls it cracktorio. i booted it up at 8 pm and before i could blink, it was 1 am and i just got my factory producing the mysterious black science fluid
Celeste: Farewell completed with 4928 deaths
IT TOOK 7 YEARS BUT AFTER ALL THIS TIME I FINALLY BEAT CELESTE: FAREWELL
is this just a resolution bump?
i believe most of these projects are based on FEX, an open-source x86 emulator. i've been toying with it (on Linux, not Android) and it's kinda nuts how well it works. Celeste was actually one of the first things i tried, it seems to run great but i couldn't get controllers working 😔
... i didn't know CSS was turing complete. i'm scared
"Hmm, I wonder what the die cutting machine meta is like"
[Ten minutes later] "I have discovered the discord for experimental Cricut hacking. The are developing their own FOSS firmware to liberate their machines. Their cause, which I was previously unaware of, is righteous"
bnnuy
vegetables are wild like why does cucumber have an evil twin
imagine being a grown adult and still being afraid of cooties
insomnia
