Dave's Avatar

Dave

@bytesized

Just a guy who likes games and cool things

353
Followers
2,047
Following
8
Posts
22.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Dave @bytesized

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

07.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 39676 πŸ” 7196 πŸ’¬ 305 πŸ“Œ 145

maybe we shouldnt have put right wing podcasters in charge of the world

30.01.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 898 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.

24.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2037 πŸ” 364 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

The media has to stop using 'crackdown' to describe what ICE and CBP are doing in Minneapolis.

'Crackdown' implies a response to wrongdoing. There is no wrongdoing. People are just existing.

23.01.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice

08.01.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 991 πŸ” 483 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 5

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

25.12.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 8971 πŸ” 1522 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 92
Video thumbnail

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

23.12.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 35881 πŸ” 18247 πŸ’¬ 563 πŸ“Œ 1735

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

21.12.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 12629 πŸ” 1959 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 56

Trump declared Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction? That certainly passes my β€œAnd Therefore We Must Kill Brown People” law.

Which is, American politics makes more sense if you follow every piece of news with β€œand therefore we must kill brown people.”

15.12.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never heard of this. I’d like to give it a try if you have another!

10.12.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just need to read three more horrible things then I can get a good night’s sleep

10.12.2025 07:40 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
07.12.2024 01:22 πŸ‘ 8235 πŸ” 1772 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 39
a combination urgent care and taco bell

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

04.12.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 22716 πŸ” 4417 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 427
Preview
Twitch Twitch is the world

I’m about to stream with a friend for extra life if you want to check it out www.twitch.tv/funnersoft/a...

09.11.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
this dystopia is completely ruining my enjoyment of fictional dystopia

this dystopia is completely ruining my enjoyment of fictional dystopia

25.10.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Hyperlinked text that says "View All Soups"

Hyperlinked text that says "View All Soups"

Do I dare????

25.10.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 729 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0
Riker tooting on that boner

Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

21.10.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 9075 πŸ” 1423 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 112
Preview
Authoritarian CDC Handwashing Guidelines Under the Trump administration, and the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Centers for Disease Control have updated their pre...

"To be clear, we’re not anti-soap. But given the skyrocketing rate of chronic illness in this country, isn’t it worth investigating if soap plays a role?"

20.09.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
Video thumbnail
21.09.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 3049 πŸ” 946 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 47

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

12.09.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 19475 πŸ” 6076 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 77
Preview
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

12.09.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 8249 πŸ” 2374 πŸ’¬ 380 πŸ“Œ 378

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

28.08.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 19215 πŸ” 3237 πŸ’¬ 418 πŸ“Œ 124
04.08.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 8998 πŸ” 1646 πŸ’¬ 435 πŸ“Œ 112

actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share

17.07.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 11950 πŸ” 1924 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 47
Post image

you're gonna wanna see this

18.07.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 15671 πŸ” 3566 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 44

It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign

10.07.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 7587 πŸ” 1219 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 50
Post image

our country rn

04.07.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 11701 πŸ” 1957 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 103